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Patsy33

Windy.

God, it's windy! I'd just like to thank Dave at number 26, for his gazebo. It looks lovely in my back garden...
14:15 Sat 09th Feb 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:46 Sat 09th Feb 2019
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Kromovaracun

Would You Vote For Them?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-new-brexit-party-european-union-delayed-ukip-a8770711.html A new 'Brexit Party' has been registered with the Electoral Commission, with hope...
08:27 Sat 09th Feb 201945 answers, last by lindapalmara 17:51 Sun 10th Feb 2019
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Sqad

Concerns.

I have concerns for the well being of AOG, who has not posted for a time. Not one for publicising his medical problems and seems to be rather a private man, has ANYBODY received any news? Buenchico...
13:00 Thu 07th Feb 201969 answers, last by seekeerz 06:17 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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klazomaniac

Dear God !

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no address. He...
16:20 Thu 07th Feb 20194 answers, last by Patsy33 18:31 Thu 07th Feb 2019
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seekeerz

Queen

Hoping there's a few fans out there ......can anyone help identify the young sound engineer in a few of the studio mixes ie One Vision, he's sitting at the controls, longish blonde hair, seems to be...
12:00 Thu 07th Feb 201910 answers, last by Nicholas26 18:22 Thu 21st Feb 2019
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BANANASPLITS

Liam Neeson...!

All this fuss about Liam Neeson. I mean every Friday after a few beers I say I could murder an Indian!!...
11:47 Thu 07th Feb 20197 answers, last by Patsy33 12:01 Thu 07th Feb 2019
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Chipchopper

An Irate Neighbor...

An angry neighbor came pounding on my door, shouting and screaming and asking me if I knew anything regarding the disappearance of clothing from her washing line. I was so shook up by this tirade of...
20:19 Wed 06th Feb 201913 answers, last by Patsy33 22:01 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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BANANASPLITS

I Went To The Doctors...!

I went to the doctors today and said "Do you treat alcoholics?" He said "Yes, of course we do!" So I said "Any chance of taking me to the pub and buying me a pint then 'cos I'm skint till friday!"...
14:14 Wed 06th Feb 20195 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:39 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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Bazile

Help With Your Shopping Sir

A camelid is at the checkout in a supermarket putting his shopping away , from the conveyor belt A friendly store employee asks him - '' Would you like some assistance with your shopping sir ? ''...
15:16 Wed 06th Feb 20197 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:45 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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dillon

Dvd Freezing

How do I stop my home burned DVDs from freezing?...
13:32 Wed 06th Feb 20198 answers, last by Old_Geezer 19:46 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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weecalf

So Wayne Thinks

The SPURS manager is the right man for Man Utd job if the current manager doesn’t get it . genius but who asked him and why ?...
14:46 Wed 06th Feb 20194 answers, last by sunny-dave 18:12 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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spathiphyllum

My Shoes Are Also Splatted

Just ran over some poo and the undercarriage of my machine now has a light brown layer of faeces on it. Going to charge client for a service to compensate. Tidy little £60 extra for this morn. You...
12:57 Wed 06th Feb 201971 answers, last by Rockrose 17:44 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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naomi24

Piers Morgan On Good Morning Britain

I’ve only ever seen snatches of this programme, but this morning I switched the television on to find Piers Morgan and his sidekicks interviewing three guests about the Liam Neeson racist row –...
09:59 Wed 06th Feb 201924 answers, last by hereIam 18:11 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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marval

Tv Channel

Did you know that in the UK there is an entire TV channel devoted to hair-dressing? It is good; I have seen the highlights....
23:19 Mon 04th Feb 201919 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:08 Tue 05th Feb 2019
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BANANASPLITS

Insurance...!

I tried to get some storm insurance for my campsite disaster after bad storm damage. The insurance company said if my tents get blown away I'm not covered!!...
22:01 Mon 04th Feb 20197 answers, last by jno 23:33 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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Patsy33

My Garden..

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
18:52 Mon 04th Feb 201913 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:41 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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naomi24

Expressions That Make Your Toes Curl

Every time I hear a politician say “Now let me be absolutely clear”, I can practically guarantee the next thing I hear is going to be a lie. What expressions make your toes curl?...
13:52 Mon 04th Feb 201978 answers, last by Pyxis 16:34 Fri 08th Feb 2019
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Jordyboy9

Fao Ummmm

Hello ummmm we have arrived in pathos last night this Aloe hotel seems ok,dinner last night and breakfast this morning was fine ,going to give the raki a miss just got a bottle of Grants stand fast...
11:28 Sun 03rd Feb 201932 answers, last by retrocop 14:13 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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bainbrig

2Nd Referendum

Brexit. The ONLY answer. A second referendum with a two-thirds majority. Is there a statesman or woman capable of putting this into practise?...
10:01 Sun 03rd Feb 201960 answers, last by jim360 01:48 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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BANANASPLITS

A Blind Man Went To A Restaurant.

A blind man went to a restaurant. "Menu sir?" Asked the owner. "I'm blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks.. I will smell it & order." The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork...
13:19 Sat 02nd Feb 201913 answers, last by marval 18:57 Sat 02nd Feb 2019

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