My Shoes Are Also Splatted

[spathiphyllum]

Just ran over some poo and the undercarriage of my machine now has a light brown layer of faeces on it.

Going to charge client for a service to compensate. Tidy little £60 extra for this morn.

You may remember a thread recent where i quiereied what to do with poo on the lawn, i ended up telling clients i won't mow if poop is on lawn, if i accidentally run over poop i shall charge them for a mower service.

The day has come ladies and gentleman.

[DTCwordfan]

I bet this would handle dog poop, at least it would be flattened - 1830, very heavy and not that manoeuverable. http://www.ivinghoeturf.co.uk/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-19-at-13.38.57.png

prior to Lancelot Brown too....by 50 years. They did have lawns though, big sweeping ones.

[Jordyboy9]

The first lawnmower was invented in 1830 in thrupp I know this how?Google told me.

[spathiphyllum]

Wasn't it your uncle who invented it, Jordy?

[Jordyboy9]

Great Great uncle spat he was great wouldn’t take any Popoes from anyone

[spathiphyllum]

Sounds like a man i could relate to

[Jordyboy9]

Mrs danver you made a smart *** remark in my post yesterday when I was on about my holiday you agreed with someone who has never been someone I could get on with, subsequently we are not friends on here,so check my spelling if it floats your boat.

[hereIam]

OMG another one jordyboy isn't 'friends' with !!!

[Jordyboy9]

hereiam there are a lot of lovely kindhearted people on here,BUT I have seen that others are not so nice so are you trying to make a point?are you being facetious?

[DTCwordfan]

cereal? - that's just fiction looking to sow his oats

[Rockrose]

Jordy my lovely don’t feed the troll x