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Can this be topped? Happy Valentine's Day to all the AB gals. https://www.flowerbx.com/same-day/same-day-red-naomi-100v...
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Woman goes to the Social Services and is asked to fill in a form with all her ten children's names. "Ms. Jamieson, I can't help but notice but you've put down Jamie ten times though you have given me...
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Valentine's Day is but around the corner - to help you AB romantics, it's time to share some verses based on 'Roses are red, Violets are blue' - let's hear your contributions, serious or...
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Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at...
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My favourite recently - the Guardian and reported in Private Eye. 'The Norfolk police breathalysed both Prince Philip and the female driver of the Kia. Both were found to be negative. This is a first...
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A few people stop to watch what he's doing. He then reaches in and pulls out a tiny piano bench. By now a crowd of people has gathered to see what is going on. Finally, the man pulls out a man that is...
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1st half of the rugby in Paris over - the Welsh kicking rubbish, passes dropped, and the pack too slow to the breakdown. Ouch.....anybody else watching this misery...
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A man returns to the UK from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to King's College hospital in London, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes...
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There are only two things for any ABer to worry (and write) about: Either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if your sick, there are two things...
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I didn't tell you that I've recently got a job as putting a spout on a teapot. I'm the pourer for it The other day, someone said, "Can I have three chairs for my patio?" I said, "Well, what's so good...
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Daughter has been billed some 30 quid for a call she didn't make - to Pakistan. She knows nobody out there and the phone has been with her at all times. O2 wanting to bill her - how does she handle it...
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BBC News - the D of Edinburger in a car crash near Sandringham ,his R-Rover overturned, uninjured but what the hell is a 98 year old man doing driving.....I don't care if he is in the royal family...
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Didn't use you on the 4th....the DT have just delivered a DT notebook and pen for the Saturday prize crossword as runner up. You provided the inspiration! Just seen the newspaper where the results...
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Christmas Cracker joke time - from your little explosive paper things today.... such as: What do you call a Santa who doesn't believe in the Nativity, Christianity or any religion? A Slaetheist.........
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Happy Birthday - guess we are growing up very quickly now! (Shhhh Nana will be feeling her age today!) xx https://i.pinimg.com/564x/4e/e7/fb/4ee7fbb2bc3f145edcaf91e2f9428a51.jpg...
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One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Mrs. Clause was pisshed off that Santa was never around to...
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Come ashore and our Cornish farmers/miners will see you off. Can't we hold them hostage? What would you do with them? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-46602615...
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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man...
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It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of...
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Have just received an e-mail from an online company called 'Naughty Knickers' and they are promisjng 'everything with 30% off' - the mind boggles at the prospect of knickers already down the legs by...

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