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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man...
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It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of...
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Have just received an e-mail from an online company called 'Naughty Knickers' and they are promisjng 'everything with 30% off' - the mind boggles at the prospect of knickers already down the legs by...
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Have just described a Haiku to my mother, a question of Pointless..... 3 lines, 5 syllables for lines 1 and 3 and 7 for the middle one, doesn't have to rhyme.... I've just written one for her....it...
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As a senior citizen was driving his Reliant Regal down the M42 towards the NRC, his mobile phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Dennis, I just heard on the news that...
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Following on from Patsy's - an old one. Two rabbits and a hedgehog standing on the roadside. The Hedgehog says I'm too scared to cross cos I'll get splattered! Rabbit one says naaa, all you have to do...
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Record for a 19 carat pink flawless diamond at £38 mln with Christies - if interested, pursue or ask Harry Winston for it.... Quite a stone?...
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Following on from the earlier thread, I note: 1. I have not seen Corbyn in the congregation - I may be wrong but I have been preparing supper for the mater. 2. The first time that I have seen two...
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Anybody know of a streaming site that is free for this match? Thanks.......
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What's your favourite spooky music....these Gregorian chants always put the fear up the wee ones in the States, cascading down from upstairs, just one purple strip light up there and then coffee...
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A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex. Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!" The wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!" The husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi...
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I had sex with a Japanese woman once. It was great. She made me origami three times....
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What Kind of Coffee Was Served on the Titanic? Sanka What Are You If You Name Your Cats 'Cream and Sugar'? You're probably drinking too much coffee What Did the Barista's Valentine Say? Words cannot...
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Spicerack walks into a bar and the barman asks for ID. "You've got to be kidding," he said. "I'm almost 60 years old." The barman apologized, but said he had to see the licence. Spicerack showed his...
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Open ended question.....?
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Fairly old washing machine, the brand I do not know....front loading, soap box on the upper right, left-to-right - pre-wash section, main powder then the softener box. The problem is that the powder...
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Don't get me wrong - it's brilliant as a concept to allow those injured to aim for a short-mid term goal and all that this brings in terms of their benefits and rehabilitation. However, every year,...
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One night (a long time ago in a jurisdiction far, far, away - rumour being St Austell aka Awful) a brother was heading home after indulging a bit too much at the festive board after his lodge meeting....
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did you see what Nigella is serving as pasta, 'il divorzio' - separated pasta strands.?

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