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Sqad - my 19 year old girl is out in Israel at the moment on a gap programme. She says that she is having issues with multiple vomits and nose bleeds, periods of high fever and then going hot and...
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A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on...
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Currency Exchange "A Hindu man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 5000 rupees and walked out with $100. The following week, he walked in with another 5000 rupees, and was handed...
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Happy Birthday, Sir Alec.....hope it's a good one wherever you are.... one cake as well from the depths of the AB bakery http://fuzzytoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cake3.jpg...
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Ryanair's, Micheal O'Leary, arrives in a hotel in Dublin, he goes to the bar and asks for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr. O'Leary." Somewhat...
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Paddy phones Ryanair to book a flight. The operator asks, “How many people are you flying with you?” Paddy replies, “I don't know its your ffecking plane!”...
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Jeez, you learn something every day. An elly has 4 molars and they can weigh up to 5 kilos each! They also conveyor belt them through their life, pushing out the old, ground-down, ones to let new ones...
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Had a roast chicken Monday evening, well cooked and still 3 days to user date. A little nausea just before bed, nothing produced. Woke at 1,15 - blinding headache, eventually nodded off but fitful....
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Apparently, Apple are not going to release the i9 as the next model - they know it will be a flop in Germany.
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Unbelievable Personally, I don't see why I should eat my meal from something that has come off a building site or out of a builder's supplier....
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Three Americans and three Scousers are travelling by train. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Scousers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going...
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Following NoM's thread on 'How do you eat yours?' I'm just wondering what rich stories you have of things going wrong in your kitchen or that of others. I added this one about getting one's con carne...
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Irma it is not, that is the good news; fingers crossed on that front that my sis and bro-in-law's Fort Lauderdale property is okay. Sunday evening here, a rather nice glass of Chorey-les-Beaunes...
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detective arresting the old thugs, reportedly showing colours.....9 thanks in advance, been up since early and needing a nap!...
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Following on from the Prince George at school thread..... Mine was in Bolton-le-Sands, a primary on the A6 right next to a humpback bridge on the canal, one Mrs Swain running the establishment and...
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following on from this from maggiebee (xx) http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1565991.html three Essex blondes go hunting in Alaska. They came to a fork in the road -...
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Following on from the 'is mikey on the wagon?' thread, the question being other than the basic 12 year old which I was given more my birthday, have you ever tried one of these premium Strathisla...
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Especially those ones that embarrassed your parents would be good! Two of my first memories came when I was three, the parents taking me and my newborn sis to Callander and Loch Katrine, the memory of...
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I went for dinner with a friend last night, a lovely relatively new restaurant down here, the chef having worked for the Savoy and Michel Roux - he started a week before Monica Galetti....

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