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Sunflowers1

Who’s Before My Grandad

I'm looking into my family history and would like to know more about my grandads family,  he was born around 1930 / 1931,  Bernard Butler, married Marlene, and had 7 children, 2 passed and 5... ...
19:40 Tue 19th Mar 20243 answers, last by youngmafbog 11:14 Thu 21st Mar 2024
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Khandro

The Ab Christmas Party

which as you know was held at The Hotel Excelsior. The photos are just in and I have to confess that I drank too much champagne to remember who was who, can anyone help? https://ibb.co/TT5nhRJ ...
11:57 Mon 19th Feb 202457 answers, last by netibiza 12:05 Tue 20th Feb 2024
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Canary42

The Happy Thread

Interest has been shown recently in producing the longest thread. The other forum which I repeatedly bore you with, has a couple of everlasting threads, one called The Happy Thread and one called... ...
13:02 Thu 08th Feb 202434 answers, last by Ellipsis 21:54 Thu 15th Feb 2024
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sandyRoe

Some Time Ago I Suggested That The Zionists Might Want A Ratio...

...10-1 of deaths as revenge for the Hamas attack on them.  I thought that they'd look for a number about 20,000. Are they close to that yet?
21:31 Wed 15th Nov 2023131 answers, last by Untitled 13:42 Thu 23rd Nov 2023
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Untitled

Hospital Bombed 500 Killed

https://apnews.com/article/israel-palestinians-gaza-hamas-war-biden-rafah-e062825a375d9eb62e95509cab95b80c
  al-Ahli hospital in gaza contained thousands of injured from the recent bombardment of... ...
19:23 Tue 17th Oct 202375 answers, last by CrapatCryptics2 15:19 Wed 18th Oct 2023
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LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Wednesday morning, Birdies.  It's midweek again already and you have to wonder where the time goes.    We have been woken by the bed raider and I question whether it's worth trying to get back... ...
03:12 Wed 27th Sep 202321 answers, last by Iamtheoneandonly 23:43 Wed 27th Sep 2023
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Chipchopper

Thats Entertainment

There once was an Italian restaurant waiter who liked to sing and dance as he brought customers orders to their tables, "when you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray" No...
16:49 Fri 24th Mar 20232 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:00 Fri 24th Mar 2023
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choux

Living In The Countryside

Have been here 52 years and had a "first" today. Took OH for weekly blood test at GP's. Came home and reversed up the long drive, told OH to wait whilst I went and unlocked the back door. I opened the...
18:14 Thu 09th Mar 202315 answers, last by choux 01:50 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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naomi24

Idiots Who Remove Roald Dahl’s Darkness Are Just Utter Wonkas

References to gender, weight, mental health, physicality and race in the fantasy world of Roald Dahl have been edited, slashed and, in parts, entirely rewritten....
09:31 Wed 22nd Feb 202340 answers, last by tomus42 23:11 Wed 22nd Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him....
08:43 Sun 19th Feb 20235 answers, last by Patsy33 14:40 Sun 19th Feb 2023
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sandyRoe

Russell Brand And David Beckham.

Listening to a few minutes of a Russell Brand podcast he sounded, to my ear at least, quite like Beckham. Are they both Londoners?...
20:54 Mon 19th Dec 20224 answers, last by Sqad 22:29 Mon 19th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Coming soon: Star Wars 12 Luke needs a walker....
08:43 Sat 26th Nov 20226 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:50 Sat 26th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A policeman pulled me over and said "papers!". I replied "scissors" and drove off....
08:33 Sun 13th Nov 20224 answers, last by DTCwordfan 09:04 Sun 13th Nov 2022
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Spicerack

Let Me Guess..... Strictly ?

You can always tell when something brilliant comes on the telly. AB is suddenly deserted....
19:58 Fri 28th Oct 202214 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:46 Fri 28th Oct 2022
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Barquentine

Relative With Dementia

Can anyone advise what options might be available to us? My wife is caring for her mother (who has mixed vascular dementia and Alzheimer's) six days a week. Luckily her mother only lives about a ten...
21:03 Wed 26th Oct 202221 answers, last by Smowball 22:35 Thu 27th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they’re always taking things literally....
07:31 Sat 15th Oct 20225 answers, last by murraymints 07:49 Sat 15th Oct 2022
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Karzonian

Does She Seem Interested?

Told her a while back that I'd come to her city and celebrate her birthday with her. She is currently going through a bad spell so is distancing from most people. I call her up and she seems fine,...
18:39 Thu 13th Oct 20223 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:50 Thu 13th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Yesterday I went swanning around the town centre. I hissed at people, and broke a man's arm....
06:53 Mon 26th Sep 202223 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:50 Mon 26th Sep 2022
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FatticusInch

Harry Rams-Done?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-62650572 Hopefully this won’t happen but who knows? It is strange that for an island nation our fish prices are so astronomical and have been high for...
13:11 Wed 24th Aug 202235 answers, last by ladybirder 18:49 Wed 24th Aug 2022
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William51

Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. My daughter has swallowed my pen, what shall i do?. Just use a pencil until i get there!. Doctor, Doctor, i have lost my memory!. When did this happen?, when did what happen?....
17:34 Sun 31st Jul 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 09:44 Tue 02nd Aug 2022

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