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postman44
Have been talking to a lady on a dating site. Who has come out of an abusive marriage of 19.years. wants to meet me. ? unsure of what to do.
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ToraToraTora
why do you find it amusing that I played rugby in Scotland?
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Canary42
I've joined the Plastic Surgery Patient's Society and met lots of new faces....
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Canary42
I got fired from my job because I kept asking customers whether they preferred Smoking or Non-Smoking. Apparently the correct terms I should have used were cremation or burial....
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nailit
My sons G/F is pregnant. Her Uncle is a pastor. He's just stated that the baby (my grandson) is a product of sin. You just got to love these people of faith havnt you? Dick!!...
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Bobbisox1
12th Feb and 3rd of May Bring it on :0)...
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Peter Pedant
ello readeeeeers ! Monsewer Macron here: mon dieu it looks as tho the institut pasteur has geeven up on its own vaccine for Covid 19...
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Spungle
It appears that the beheading of innocents by Islamists in not limited to Europe, but is now happening in Africa and the Middle East. What can be done to prevent this?...
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Jomlett
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hare line....
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Groomsport
Good morning can you identify the three women in the photo please? I don't get out enough obviously...
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jourdain2
I realise that this is a very long shot and it's a long story and I was not the guilty party! If someone has used a white undercoat to cover an oil painting and then painted a scene in acrylics over...
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Canary42
One of our pizza delivery guys has died, he just pasta way. Then another committed suicide, he topped himself. If another one goes, will that be a domino effect. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =...
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Bobbisox1
got my C-19 testing kit in the post, you have to book a courier and you cant do the test till youv'e done that, only you have to do this online, you can't get on the site and when you do, the code...
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Spicerack
I came home yesterday and said to the missus "Come on we're moving". She said "Why do we have to move?" I said I've just found out that the postman has had sex with every woman in our street apart...
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naomi24
When Gwyneth Paltrow and her partner separated she declared that they had ‘consciously uncoupled’, and Emma Watson has now announced that she is ‘self-partnered’ rather than ‘single’. What...
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retrocop
Germany Has Talent. This Brat is in the Wurst Possible Taste. If she loses will she be a SauerKraut Lol. https://metro.co.uk/video/german-talent-contestant-puts-string-sausages-bum-2046264/...
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Patsy33
Me and my friends are in a band called 'Duvet' We're a cover band.....
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Patsy33
Felt uncomfotable driving through cemetery. My GPS suddenly blurted out, "You've reached your final destination"...
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marval
Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said,...

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