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Jomlett

A Row...

What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hare line....

Groomsport

Daily Telegraph Brain Games 26 September

Good morning can you identify the three women in the photo please? I don't get out enough obviously...

jourdain2

Removing A Poor Painting That Has Been Painted Over A Good One.

I realise that this is a very long shot and it's a long story and I was not the guilty party! If someone has used a white undercoat to cover an oil painting and then painted a scene in acrylics over...

Canary42

Pizza The Action

One of our pizza delivery guys has died, he just pasta way. Then another committed suicide, he topped himself. If another one goes, will that be a domino effect. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =...

iluvmargie

Has Anybody Ever Tried Cbd Oil For Any Ailments And Did It Work?

As above.

Bobbisox1

It's Not Easy

got my C-19 testing kit in the post, you have to book a courier and you cant do the test till youv'e done that, only you have to do this online, you can't get on the site and when you do, the code...

Spicerack

The Postman...

I came home yesterday and said to the missus "Come on we're moving". She said "Why do we have to move?" I said I've just found out that the postman has had sex with every woman in our street apart...

naomi24

Newspeak

When Gwyneth Paltrow and her partner separated she declared that they had ‘consciously uncoupled’, and Emma Watson has now announced that she is ‘self-partnered’ rather than ‘single’. What...

retrocop

Done In The Wurst Possible Taste

Germany Has Talent. This Brat is in the Wurst Possible Taste. If she loses will she be a SauerKraut Lol. https://metro.co.uk/video/german-talent-contestant-puts-string-sausages-bum-2046264/...

Patsy33

Band

Me and my friends are in a band called 'Duvet' We're a cover band.....

Patsy33

Cemetery

Felt uncomfotable driving through cemetery. My GPS suddenly blurted out, "You've reached your final destination"...

marval

How Long?

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said,...

balloney

A House Sold Or Not Sold ?

The house opposite to my house was put on the market in the first week of July 2019. Many potential buyers came to see the property in the first week. The Monday of the following week the sign was put...

patrickstar

Unable To Accelerate After Braking.

On two occasions after braking during long motorways journeys my car, a 1.7 Diesel, is unable to accelerate back up to it’s previous speed and seems to lack any power. On both occasions I managed to...

Chipchopper

Missed It

I was so Hanio'd that I missed the "capitol of Vietnam question"!...

Ric.ror

Sketchers - Cheaper Alternative

In a high street budget shoe store there is a similar pair of trainers to my usual sketchers pairs at approx 1/3 price Would it be money down the drain? I usually wear mine constantly and walk for...

Tashi

Need Some Advice Folks

The first week of June, myself a couple of Sisters and a few friends are off to the US of A to celebrate my 50th. We are thinking New York, does anyone have any thoughts on anywhere that might be...

Spicerack

Someone Asked Snopes If This Was True...

...and Snopes answered. ;-) https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ocasio-cortez-price-is-right/...

sunny-dave

Unhappy Feeling

I'm not a big one for introspection - but today I'm feeling decidedly maudlin. Not for myself, but because I'm now exactly the same age that my Dad was when he died. Comparing my happiness (and the...