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Buenchico

And Jesus Said To His Disciples . . .

. . . “Truly, I say to you, only with difficulty will a rich person enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to...
21:10 Tue 26th Jul 202240 answers, last by Peter Pedant 11:22 Wed 27th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I just met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in our local park. She sells C cells by the seesaw....
07:35 Thu 30th Jun 202211 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:33 Fri 01st Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The owner counted out thirteen and handed them over. I said "You've given me one too many" He replied "That one is a freebie"...
06:47 Wed 29th Jun 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:54 Wed 29th Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I once worked for a lift company. The job had its ups and downs....
07:22 Sat 28th May 202212 answers, last by mallyh 11:43 Sat 28th May 2022
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Barquentine

Excessive Legal Fees

If a solicitors firm is recovering a debt for its client by enforcing a charge on a property and the debtor is responsible for that firm's costs, can that firm charge what look like excessive legal...
07:47 Fri 13th May 20225 answers, last by Barquentine 06:31 Fri 20th May 2022
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naomi24

The Bbc Cancels Henry Viii

Henry VIII, arguably the most well-known British monarch in history, and certainly one of the longest reigning and most influential to British culture, will be skipped over in a new BBC history...
13:30 Thu 31st Mar 202240 answers, last by William51 17:14 Mon 04th Apr 2022
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brian j john

The Baftas

What an awful night , Rebel Wilson is about as funny as toothache . Shirley Bassey was the best part of the show...
10:41 Mon 14th Mar 20229 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:33 Mon 14th Mar 2022
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ToraToraTora

Nice Drop Of Gold Watch.........

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-60303906...
15:51 Wed 09th Feb 202228 answers, last by mushroom25 10:02 Thu 10th Feb 2022
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abbeyleigh

Which Job Should I Go For?

I'm having a dilemma right now with job basically I've just got a receptionist job full time Monday to Friday it's a temp for 4 weeks but could go permanent but also been offered one in McDonald's I...
18:13 Fri 24th Sep 202110 answers, last by gnezdavrukavah 14:11 Thu 25th May 2023
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ToraToraTora

There's No Pleasing Some!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-58387017 Getting into bed with the weird beards hasn't impressed Greta!...
09:12 Tue 31st Aug 202157 answers, last by AZardoz 03:29 Thu 02nd Sep 2021
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Bramleyboy

Petrol In A Diesel Car?

My diesel car was about ¾ full. I went to get petrol for my lawnmower and without thinking, topped up my tank! Not knowing I drove home the 4 miles and then it hit me! Why wife will kill me!! What do...
20:16 Thu 12th Aug 202115 answers, last by theshedman 13:11 Fri 13th Aug 2021
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William51

Doctor-Doctor.

" Doctor- Doctor sometimes a feel like a pair of curtains". "Pull yourself together". "Doctor- Doctor sometimes i feel like a tepee and sometimes like a wigwam". " You are two tents"...
15:32 Fri 18th Jun 202115 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:01 Fri 18th Jun 2021
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postman44

Physical Abuse

Have been talking to a lady on a dating site. Who has come out of an abusive marriage of 19.years. wants to meet me. ? unsure of what to do.
17:51 Wed 02nd Jun 202133 answers, last by Sqad 09:30 Thu 03rd Jun 2021
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ToraToraTora

Question For Anneasquith....

why do you find it amusing that I played rugby in Scotland?
15:28 Sun 09th May 202140 answers, last by gulliver1 22:15 Sun 09th May 2021
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Canary42

I've Joined The Plastic Surgery Patient's Society

I've joined the Plastic Surgery Patient's Society and met lots of new faces....
22:16 Tue 04th May 20219 answers, last by NananNegain 10:37 Tue 21st Jun 2022
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Canary42

Sacked

I got fired from my job because I kept asking customers whether they preferred Smoking or Non-Smoking. Apparently the correct terms I should have used were cremation or burial....
15:32 Sun 18th Apr 20216 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:37 Mon 19th Apr 2021
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nailit

Self Righteous Religionists, Just Gotta Love Em Eh?

My sons G/F is pregnant. Her Uncle is a pastor. He's just stated that the baby (my grandson) is a product of sin. You just got to love these people of faith havnt you? Dick!!...
20:34 Thu 11th Feb 2021323 answers, last by Theland 22:29 Sat 27th Feb 2021
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Bobbisox1

Vaccine Here I Come

12th Feb and 3rd of May Bring it on :0)...
17:14 Wed 03rd Feb 202178 answers, last by emmie 15:50 Thu 04th Feb 2021
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Peter Pedant

Institut Pasteur Gives Up On Its Covid Vaccine

ello readeeeeers ! Monsewer Macron here: mon dieu it looks as tho the institut pasteur has geeven up on its own vaccine for Covid 19...
16:37 Mon 25th Jan 202122 answers, last by jno 21:47 Mon 25th Jan 2021
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Spungle

Beheading

It appears that the beheading of innocents by Islamists in not limited to Europe, but is now happening in Africa and the Middle East. What can be done to prevent this?...
22:16 Mon 09th Nov 202025 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:54 Tue 10th Nov 2020

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