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Theland | 01:18 Tue 12th Feb 2019 | Jokes
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Told my Doctor can't stop breaking wind.
Undressed for examination, breaking wind every few seconds.
Doctor reached for a big pole with a hook on the end.
I screamed, " What you doing with that?"
He replied, "Opening the window it stinks in here!"

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The answer is blowing in the wind. :o}
By hook or by crook, he'll get to the bottom of it...
My doctor is useless I asked "have you anything for strong wind" he gave me a kite!
I went to the Doctor and guess what he told me, guess what he told me? He said, "Son you have a nasty habit of repeating yourself."
Convinced she was pregnant, my daughter visited her doc. He said she felt swollen because of trapped wind. About 9 month later, she bumped into him in the street. He looked into the pram she was pushing and asked, "What is it?" "A fart with a bonnet on" she replied.
Wouldn't want to attend your place of Worship Theland

'In Church or Chapel let it rattle'.
I went to the doctor and walked into his consulting room
'' Go and lie on that couch over there'', he said
'' why ? '' , i enquired
''I'm trying to tidy up'' , he replied

A good belch is just one gust of wind,
That cometh from your dearest heart...
But should it take the downward trend,
It turns into a putrid bench-ripping fart
I walked into the doctors, I said "I've hurt my arm in several places.
The doctor said "well don't go there any more."
Where 'ere you be
Let the wind blow free
For the want of a f***
Was the death of me

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