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marval | 21:39 Mon 11th Feb 2019 | Jokes
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I thought I won the argument with my partner as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned.

I was really embarrassed when my partner caught me playing with my son’s train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bed sheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.

My partner thinks I don’t respect his privacy enough.
At least, that’s what it says in his diary.

I invited my boyfriend to go to the gym with me, but he stood me up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

My partner walked out on me for being too old fashioned.
I thought we had good alchemy.

My partner keeps telling me that I am the cheapest person he has ever met in his life.
I am not buying it.

I once fell in love with a man who only knew four vowels.
He didn’t know I existed.

Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.








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Good ones there Marval lol...
Excellent lol
///My partner thinks I don’t respect his privacy enough.
At least, that’s what it says in his diary. ///

That one had me spluttering coffee everywhere - soooooo funny :-D
Up to your usual high standard marval, thanks.

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