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Chipchopper | 13:00 Sun 10th Feb 2019 | Jokes
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A novice gardener was rushed to hospital yesterday, after accidentally eating a poisonous daffodil bulb which she had thought was an onion.

The lady who has not been named, is making a slow recovery but is expecting to be out in the spring.

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Why was little weed always wet?
Because Bill & Ben flobbedalot ;-))
she'll soon be blossoming
Aww, hope everything will settle, petal...
Shallot do that again in a hurry
Give her a big kiss use tulips
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She was sent a bouquet .....sorry bucket by well wishers.
When she came out of her corma she started speaking Welsh
that's some leek for AB News....
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Doctors think she may be a narcissist
Blows her own trumpet does she?
Leaf it out, she has lost the plot.

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