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Patsy33 | 19:06 Fri 15th Feb 2019 | Jokes
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My Grandad always said, “as one door closes, another opens”,
lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.

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lol Last Christmas I gave my Grandad a prostitute and a duvet. Which surprised him, as he'd actually asked for a tartan blanket.
22:22 Fri 15th Feb 2019
My grandad always said "the first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting them more"
Great man
Bad anaesthetist!!
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Ha aha ...Knock out!
lol

Last Christmas I gave my Grandad a prostitute and a duvet.
Which surprised him, as he'd actually asked for a tartan blanket.
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^^^^^^
Lol!!!
if at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Everyone in my family was a police officer, except for my Grandad, who was a bank robber.
He died last week surrounded by his family.
Was he the one who stained floors? such a shame, he couldn't help it.
Years ago I paid for my Grandad to jump out of a plane.
Complete success.
Sadly, my budget did not extend to a parachute!
“My grandad is always saying that in the old days people could leave their back doors open. Which is probably why his submarine sank.”

“My grandad invented the cold air balloon but it never really took off.”
I was trying to help my Grandad use the computer.
He asks me how to print something, I told him to control P and he said he hasn't been able to do that for years.
just before he died we covered Grandpa's back in grease. After that he went downhill quickly.
My Grandad used to race pigeons.
He could never keep up with them though.

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