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BANANASPLITS | 13:01 Mon 26th Nov 2018 | Jokes
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Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed.

Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of crap back to Ikea.
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Slats awful!
14:27 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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Well Ikea took it back. I've replaced it with an Ikea trampoline bed and mattress the wife will hit the roof when she sees the price ;-)
14:34 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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I hope you don't lose any sleep over it...
14:38 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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/// the wife will hit the roof when she sees the price ///

... and the floor the first time she uses it ;-D
15:37 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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hope things don't go bump in the night x
15:39 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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Well everything was going ok til she burnt her bum on the lightbulb;-)
19:29 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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Was she incandescent?
19:33 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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Was it a strip light?
19:39 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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Nuts......that what it is, loose nuts.
19:46 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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She was positively glowing
19:56 Mon 26th Nov 2018

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