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I've had some very heated discussions with northeners (hubby included)and scots about swedes which they call turnips ,I say swedes are orange and turnips are white with purple tops .I even took my...
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we have been married 45years today, hubby still introduces me as his first wife (to keep me on my toes ) lol x
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morning ,emerald is in the clue of the k m links x...
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"give it to me " yells a wife "i'm so wet give it to me now " scream all you want "her hubby said "i'm keeping the umbrella "...
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a woman goes into a sex shop to buy a new toy "how much is that red one on the wall "she asked "i'm sorry madam that's the fire extinguisher"...
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anyone tried the bag half filled with water and 4 pennies in to deter flies .i'm just going to try it x
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on Saturday I went out and it was like a ghost town no one about, I quite expected to see tumbleweed rolling down the street then I passed a pub and one almighty cheer came from it so I guessed...
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the daughter on this needs a lesson in manners she drives me mad with her attitude ,her brothers not much better .what do you think .for all those who don't watch don't get excited it's about pawn...
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some one put a weird black and white picture on here and if you looked at it your hand went funny ,help xx
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have I missed something as I can't see why Alicia is frightened of eddie...
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since losing weight my bingo wings are hanging low ,I actually applaud myself when drying after a shower ,what's a good way of tightening them up ,I've tried wrapping them round and holding with an...
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if you aren't looking forward to the footie .i'm not ,absolutely hate it. hope the joke section swells to keep me smiling xx
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seen the consultant and he said they removed two high grade tumours and lymph nodes and after post op biopsy and big dose of chemo the cancer has gone, he has to go for regular check ups for 5 years...
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quite a difficult quiz for little reward ,what do you think ?
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don't know if this is the right place to write this but here goes ,I was given two broaches by mil they are quite old and if you unclip the back they turn into earrings I've tried googling them but no...
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thanks for asking minty ,he is still very uncomfortable ,sleeping a lot and the wound is still leaking xx
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had to smile when Amanda had to explain to simon what a bag for life was ,the teacher was very funny...
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stuck on last one and it's a tiddler driving me nuts ........female heads of state have everything ...3 letters s-e is it she?
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i'm going to paint the back fences today ,well the way I slap it on it will look like a Pollock lol...
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I have just seen some great things on tv made from heather ,really pretty not sure if I'm allowed to mention the name on here though .

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