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a couple who are addicted to having sex in multi-storey car parks are caught by the police and found guilty of public indecency.The judge said they were wrong on so many levels x
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i see on page 2 they have apologised for missing a clue last week and accepted entries with it missing x
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husband : "guess what .on my way to work I heard the postman say he'd seduced every woman on this street except one" wife: "huh! I bet it's that stuck up madam at number 23"...
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songs about cats and dogs .. i'll kick it off with .moggie may .x
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i was talking to my granddaughter about a person I know who I met at bingo I said she's the one that f's and blinds but has a heart of gold ,granddaughter looked at me funnily and said how can she...
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I can't do the link but look up the Scottish grandma reading the wonky donkey to her grandchild I found it hilarious xx
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I have to give myself a good plucking every few days otherwise i'd end up with a full set why does this happen ?
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can anyone tell me where the mega raffle prize numbers are I've googled everywhere ,they said it started on the 1st September x
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if you were a fruit or veg what would you be ... i'd be a melon ,plenty to hold on to but sweet in the centre x...
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a man meets a girl in a bar 'would you like to come back to my place' he asks .'i'm not into casual sex 'she says. 'all right then ,i'll wear a tie '....
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after reading about the shop lifter I can't help thinking that perhaps our parents and police had the right idea of a clip round the ears or legs for wrong doing ,most people I know say it didn't do...
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I can't do links but there is a story about a dog who thought little girl in sea was in danger so he rescued her .
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nasty neil from corrie was on here last night playing a very caring dad nice to see him acting the good guy x
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just wondering how you are doing I haven't seen the little scots terrier lately xxx
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my mum gave me a plant that looked like the top of a pineapple now after a couple of years it has flowered with a waxy long pink flower with green bits hanging out the end of the flower has anyone any...
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they have just released the 100th now that's what I call music, we bought our daughter the first in 1983.
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I've had some very heated discussions with northeners (hubby included)and scots about swedes which they call turnips ,I say swedes are orange and turnips are white with purple tops .I even took my...
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we have been married 45years today, hubby still introduces me as his first wife (to keep me on my toes ) lol x
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morning ,emerald is in the clue of the k m links x...
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"give it to me " yells a wife "i'm so wet give it to me now " scream all you want "her hubby said "i'm keeping the umbrella "...

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