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went away for the weekend and travelled on the m25 mr mally didn't get out of 2nd gear for most of the journey crawling along at 7 miles an hour it took 3 hours to go 100 miles ,thankfully return...
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48th wedding anniversary today x
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my missus gave me £40 and told me to go out and buy something that would make her look sexy .you should have seen her face when i came home drunk...
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i gave a reply to a question about metal cutter and it's vanished .i'm worried now as i answered it...
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i loved the tiered dress the woman on pointless(who got through to the final ) had on wonder where she got it ?
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man went for an interview and they asked if he could perform under pressure he said i don't know but i could have a good crack at bohemium rhapsody...
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if anyone would like the answer to tv trouble issue 794 i have found the exact picture x
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i'm having a little op next week for trigger finger problem they said be there at 9oclock ,i then had a letter to say sorry they will have to alter the time to ......8.50 lol...
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just reading what Andrew Marr earns ,looked up other BBC workers as well ,how can they justify such large wages more than surgeons etc ,moan over .
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would you broadcast it ,i think my going to lidls in a chauffeur driven stretch limo would give it away lol x
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does anyone know the name of the actor on the right in the verisure advert it's really annoying me lol...
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i enjoy this but the one thing that annoys me is rewarding people with a holiday for doing awful things to friends and family members .
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i've mentioned before about people letting their dogs poo in our alley which we have to move if we don't want car going through it that stinks out the garage , well we caught a man letting his dog...
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we are thinking of changing our radiators in the lounge to vertical ones do any of you have them and what do you thinkof them x
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one im not sure of ......deliberately underperform as a form of defence ... ?a?d?a?...........lay dead or sandbag...
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i must have missed an episode ,how did the chap hired by ray cause the sink hole in david's garden ?
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i recorded this and watched yesterday i absolutely loved it especially the forest ones in new zealand x
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by reading about "my dog won't sleep and anal glands" ugh!!!!!!!...
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put my mask on ,bathed in sanitiser ,put my hazmat suit on, shopping bags at the ready, all set for the pre christmas shop ..............and aldis was nearly empty ,well stocked , friendly staffxx...
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i came home from work to find all my windows open and everything gone ...............................just wait till i find the person responsible for eating my advent calendar chocs...

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