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BANANASPLITS | 16:20 Sun 18th Nov 2018 | Jokes
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Just had a near miss accident on the motorway a lorry swerved in front of me it said gillette on the side of the lorry.
Phew that was a close shave!
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You just made it in the nick of time!...
17:28 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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Obviously, your BO was pretty awful.....
17:31 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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Did you have to break sharp like?
17:35 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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Saved by a whisker!
17:38 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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Just shows how disposable we are in life.
09:40 Mon 19th Nov 2018
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Its a cutthroat business out there!
09:44 Mon 19th Nov 2018
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By the way, banana, it's a 'pew' you sit on. Not a 'phew'.
09:47 Mon 19th Nov 2018
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Aisle remember that ken!
09:55 Mon 19th Nov 2018
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With your absent-mindedness, the chancels of you remembering are slim. Maybe you need some apse to help you remember :-)
10:03 Mon 19th Nov 2018

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