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7 Dwarfs...

One of the 7 dwarfs has been arrested for having an affair with a giraffe? Apparently the other 6 put him up to it... ...
14:32 Wed 07th Nov 201818 answers, last by sandishore 22:05 Thu 08th Nov 2018
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Doubt?

After years of doubt, I'm now convinced my Wife is having an Affair.. Cos, We've moved 250 miles North, And we've still got the same bloody Window Cleaner....
13:04 Wed 07th Nov 201822 answers, last by marval 23:19 Wed 07th Nov 2018
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Being A Monster Actor...

Frankenstein wanted to be a famous actor ...but he only got bit parts! Dracula never made it either due to ill health. ..too much coffin! The werewolf only got to do one performance he got arrested...
14:42 Tue 06th Nov 20187 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 18:21 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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My Ex....

I ran into my ex yesterday. You know I could have a sworn the traffic lights were green!...
17:25 Mon 05th Nov 20189 answers, last by Patsy33 19:34 Mon 05th Nov 2018
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Russell Hobbs ....

RIP Russell hobbs the inventor of boiling water. You shall be mist....
14:26 Mon 05th Nov 20185 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 15:37 Mon 05th Nov 2018
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Fireworks

On the one hand, homemade fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand, I have only two fingers left!!...
21:28 Sun 04th Nov 201811 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 22:15 Sun 04th Nov 2018
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Dear God. ...

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no address. He...
13:22 Sun 04th Nov 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 13:35 Sun 04th Nov 2018
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Daddy..?

A little girl complained to her father, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!" Trying to be funny, her father joked, "But honey, you already have a sister!" Confused, the toddler asked, "I do?"...
20:07 Sat 03rd Nov 201810 answers, last by Shaglene 10:06 Sun 04th Nov 2018
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My Family Are Worried.....

My family are worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. Its ok thought I know where to draw the line!...
20:51 Fri 02nd Nov 201815 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 19:26 Sat 03rd Nov 2018
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Bruce Lee......

Last night i met Bruce Lee’s vegan brother? He’s called Broco Lee....
14:34 Fri 02nd Nov 20188 answers, last by Togo 21:56 Fri 02nd Nov 2018
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Out With The Family....

Going out for a meal later with the family there'll be a bunch of us!...
14:07 Thu 01st Nov 20186 answers, last by jno 16:39 Sun 04th Nov 2018
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My New Girlfriend....

I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate then dumped me !...
12:03 Thu 01st Nov 20187 answers, last by retrocop 14:03 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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Jehovah's Witnesses....

So, Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming to their door....
19:16 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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Barbie At Halloween...

What does Barbie like to do at Halloween? Pump Ken...
17:47 Wed 31st Oct 20186 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:22 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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Halloween. .....

I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween that in the end I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in. I Forget about the ships....I lost my job as a lighthouse keeper!
12:18 Wed 31st Oct 20187 answers, last by retrocop 12:55 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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Bacon....

Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons I won't try religion for bacon reasons! Bacon rules !!! Thank god ...ohh that's not right !...
16:34 Tue 30th Oct 20183 answers, last by shoota 21:56 Tue 30th Oct 2018
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On Average....

On average, British men will have sex two to three times a week, whereas a Japanese man will only have sex once or twice a year. This is deeply distressing and upsetting news to me, as I had no idea I...
15:48 Mon 29th Oct 20185 answers, last by zebo 00:33 Tue 30th Oct 2018
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Vivaldi

Met a gorgeous girl at a party last night she said people call her vivaldi. I asked " is it because your a fantastic violinist" "No mate me names viv and I work at aldi!...
20:10 Sun 28th Oct 201821 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 22:02 Mon 29th Oct 2018
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Life After Death. ...

Boss.."do you believe in life after death " Me.."certainly not there's no proof in it" Boss.."well there is now after you took half a day off yesterday for your uncles funeral he came here looking for...
13:17 Sun 28th Oct 20187 answers, last by retrocop 20:45 Sun 28th Oct 2018
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Bad News.....

Bad news for dyslexics tonight. Your cocks go black....
19:41 Sat 27th Oct 20183 answers, last by retrocop 19:47 Sat 27th Oct 2018

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