This Xmas...

[BANANASPLITS]

This Xmas.
My Wife has just left me because of my Obsession with Small Chocolates.
This calls for a 'Celebration'.

[maggiebee]

Everything coming up Roses then Bananasplits?

[spathiphyllum]

did she not even give you a kisses before you left?

Bet she aint no Heros..

[BANANASPLITS]

I'm still sweet on her maggie x

[jno]

you won't be ganaching your teeth then?

[BANANASPLITS]

I've just told her to stop getting her snickers in a twix lol

[spathiphyllum]

put a bounty on her head

[retrocop]

She was never happy living with you in Grub Street. She’s up the road now in Quality Street.

[Mamyalynne]

Don't forget, absence makes the heart grow fondant.

[sunny-dave]

No No, Mamya - it's "Absinthe makes the Fart go Honda"

[Mamyalynne]

Meh

[BANANASPLITS]

Now now we're going off topic ;-)))

[jno]

it certainly mars the debate

[Patsy33]

You mustn't fudge around the issue!...

[BANANASPLITS]

Yayy patsy ..how are ya
Oi leave my curlywurly alone

[BANANASPLITS]

Hope shaglene is ok not been on for ages

[Patsy33]

Busy busy busy! Almost back.to normal....xx

[BANANASPLITS]

You normal ...Lol x

[Patsy33]

Lol...I didn't say I was normal..That's stretcing it!...

[BANANASPLITS]

I cant possibly comment xx