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I've Got A Photographic Memory, Sadly It's Never Developed.

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Canary42 | 13:09 Sat 23rd Feb 2019 | Jokes
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You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

The batteries were given out free of charge

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just too tired.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
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Great puns Canary:-) Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? It was just a stage he was going through...
14:16 Sat 23rd Feb 2019
Are you lunching with Tim Vine perchance?
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No, I'm in a seance with Tommy Cooper ;-)
Are you looking through your old Christmas cracker jokes? x
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Well, I tried, sob sob.
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I wonder if they ever found what happened to the Irish group who fell off the stage while performing or whether they never found the Corrs?
Great puns Canary:-)

Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
It was just a stage he was going through...
lol

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