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Groupie
I thought I would do my Xmas shopping on line this year,but I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card it cost me an arm and a leg
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sheepdipper6
Second _ _ _ _ _ _ Study 6 letters...
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lynbrown
I am in the third day of a bad cold, lots of sneezing, drippy nose, aches in back etc. Still eating OK. I should go out today although I can get out of it. What is the best thing to do for my cold?...
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nelios1
Drink up 5 letters I though of necks but have neck as another answer...
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Voltage
Went to a swinger’s party last night in my army uniform. Had to leave my khakis in the bowl....
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Islay
Well did anyone have any issues after the storm yesterday? We lost 2 trees and several roof tiles and a load of lead flashing! Landlady on the ball and the roofers are out already putting scaffolding...
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Y88John
What is put on the table, cut, but never eaten ?
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rccatnap
The problem with nude dancing is not everything stops when the music does. (Ned Sherrin)...
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Spicerack
https://mobile.twitter.com/savs66/status/818908986472853509/photo/1...
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Ric.ror
Everything (bp, chol &sugar) is borderline but no medication this time. Need to lose weight (Bmi 33.9) Need to make life changes and go back in 6 months so everything is sugar free and low cholesterol...
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Berniecuddles2
To the total scumbag who stole 100 cans of red Bull from my shop the other day. I don't know how you sleep at night!...
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Hymie
I have been blessed with the body of a God. Unfortunately that God is Buddha....
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Chipchopper
A lorry load of eggs from Holland which, was suspected to be contaminated by pesticides was pulled over by police on the motorway earlier today. Officers instructed the driver to leave the motorway at...
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Hymie
I called my work this morning advising that I was staying at home today, as I was sick. My boss asked – just how sick are you? I replied – at the moment, I’m in bed with my sister and her dog....
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1ozzy
An Aussie kiss... ...Same as a French one, delivered [i]down under[i]...
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Hymie
I told Dr. Squad that I broke my leg in two places. He advised that I stop going to those places....
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Hymie
Spoiler alert: You die in the end....
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Chipchopper
A man walks into a corner shop and asks the shopkeeper: "do you have any helicopter flavored crisps please ?". Shopkeeper: "sorry Sir, we only have plain"...
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DTCwordfan
This guy gets a parrot but it's got a bad attitude and foul vocabulary. He tries everything to change the bird's attitude and clean up its talk but nothing works. Finally, in a moment of desperation,...

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