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Living in London during the Second World War, my father never bothered using the air-raid shelter – he said that if a bomb had your name on it, there was nothing you could do about it. This greatly...
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and the Trump organisation will be (successfully) prosecuted as a criminal enterprise (you read it hear first) To learn more, take a look at the Youtube video (link below) of an MSNBC TV programme,...
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851303/Novelty-toy-inventor-designed-inflatable-bogus-speed-cameras.html...
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This news story interested me in that the woman was 4 times over the driving drug limit for cocaine – but only received a years driving ban and a nominal fine. Had she been 4 times over the drink...
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ToraToraTora would appreciate a cartoon in the latest edition of Private Eye, which depicts a self-drive car with three modes of operation available to the occupant; Drive, Park or Kill.
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I’ve never used this option before on ebay, happy to pay the buy it now price. Tonight I tried to use this option to buy 5 of an item for sale, wanting to offer a 20% reduction in price. On clicking...
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This is a perennial story covered by Private Eye, with the only difference year on year being the increasing numbers of families placed in B&B for longer than 6 weeks. Apparently the law states that...
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I wonder how much Google spent on discovering this from its street view data. http://www.bbc.com/capital/story/20180105-how-your-car-signals-your-income Apparently the study found of US car ownership,...
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500 - PFI projects signed while Gordon Brown was chancellor of the exchequer, costing the taxpayers around £250bn in total 461 - Pages in Brown’s biography ‘My Life, Our Times’ 0 - Mentions in...
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Young man and woman in long term relationship announce their engagement. Expect this to be front cover story on all tomorrow’s dailies – all with more pics on pages 1,2,3,4,5,6 7,8, and on to 97....
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6 – minimum number of weeks a new Universal Credit claimant must wait for first payment, leading to rent arrears, exorbitantly-priced debt and trips to food banks. 1 – maximum number of weeks...
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This must be seen as a good deal for the UK if accepted, after all by Boris’s calculation we have given the EU this amount every year. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41342580...
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Mrs Hymie is due to celebrate her sixtieth birthday in the near future, and so will be eligible for free NHS prescriptions. Can she claim a refund for the amount she has over paid on her annual...
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Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up, as long as you‘re not in a prison....
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My two young nieces are dead keen on getting a Labrador puppy. But I’ve advised my brother to choose an alternative breed – a high percentage of Labrador owners I see walking their dogs have gone...
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It appears that EE and BT have jumped the gun – after rubbing their hands with glee following the Brexit vote, giving them free range to rip off UK citizens – free from any such restrictions from...
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Q: What is the most popular name for a dog in China? A: Lunch...
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Last night as I entered a bar, two good looking young women were eyeing me up – as I walked past them, one whispered to the other ‘Nine’. When I met up with my mate at the bar – I told him...
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I have been blessed with the body of a God. Unfortunately that God is Buddha....
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Last night I took my wife to a really authentic Indian restaurant; when the waiter brought a carafe of water and two glasses – he advised against drinking the water on health grounds....

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