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High Class Joke For You...

From the Times, no less. Young buffalo says 'Dad, what does it mean if I like cows and bulls'? 'Means you're Bi, son' I'm here all week....

magpie

Detel Quick

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pixie374

From Daily Mash...

How to survive your elderly parents getting a new phone ARE you kindly helping your ageing parents get ‘one of these Smart Phones’? Here’s how to keep your blood pressure at safe levels: Practise...

choux

We are used to pheasants coming to our garden but this year is slightly different. The local shoot, for the first time, have reared the beautiful dark blue pheasants and they have one pure white too....

Chipchopper

Darn Birds

I've just returned from a backpacking Australian out back. I twisted my ankle while on a walkabout and couldn't get any painkillers for love nor money. The paracetamol...

Theblip

I Did Survive

I once shared desserts with Gloria Gaynor. You think I’d crumble?...

Rondy

My Kids

Home schooling the kids yesterday, very stressful so breaking the rules I asked the neighbour could they take care of them between 4 and 10, they said 'yes' so I said : "Great, I'll pick them up when...

Leecon

Haugh Of Urr Nursery - Anagrams Of British Films 30 November

Thicko here again! Is anyone else struggling with number 4) SCAPEGOAT RITEN EXIT (2 words) It's a British film. Any clues would be appreciated :o)...

Canary42

Memories

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

Barsel

What's The Word I'm Looking For?

I'm trying to think of a word but my brain has gone to sleep. It's when you say something to someone like 'Oh you are so clever' and they say 'yes I am' and you say that person is ???

Canary42

A Groaner Before Bedtime

As a lock down job I decided to clean out my spice rack but found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme....

Chipchopper

A &E

You see some dumb idiots in the hospitals accident and emergency department, the boy the vase stuck on his head, the girl with a bead stuck up her nose. The other day a guy walked in, who had...