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Chipchopper | 14:55 Fri 12th Jun 2020 | Jokes
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You see some dumb idiots in the hospitals accident and emergency department, the boy the vase stuck on his head, the girl with a bead stuck up her nose.

The other day a guy walked in, who had swallowed his wrist watch.
Don't they realise the strain this puts on the NHS ?.
Its so time consuming!
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Is it Time-X ray was done?
15:07 Fri 12th Jun 2020
You would have thought his gut would have told him that!...
He only wanted to see that his ticker was ok
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Yeah, and he came back for seconds!
He should get a ticking off for wasting time.
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If he don;t watch it!
Is it Time-X ray was done?
He needs a good laxative. Omega 3 oil does the trick.
Selfish, thoughtless youth. You wouldn't catch an old timer doing stupid stunts.
The Italian casualty doctor reassured him and said he would get it out in a Sekonda.
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................And plenty of space!
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They told him to take deep breaths and Rollax
At least they didn't fob him off.
Good old NHS, you've got to hand it to them.
One guy was there with his grandfather
He didn't put that much of a strain on the NHS. He was only there for a couple of secondas.
They told him to go home, swallow another couple then come back when he has more time.
He might have trouble passing time ...
He must have been off his face.
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Lol @ Ellipsis!
Fellow in NHS East Midlands got is watch stuck onto his doodaa ? When he was waiting in reception folk were asking him if he had the "time on you cock"




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