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It had been snowing all night. So at .... 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman 8:17 My feminist neighbour...
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Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Murphy, "but we...
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He was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog...
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We've been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor...
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Two students were riding bicycles across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get the great bike?" The second replied, "Well, I was walking yesterday, minding my own business, when a...
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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking...
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A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack. ”Help me dear," she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes,...
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A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year, which means, on average, golfers get about 41...
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A man visits his doctor for his regular check-up. The doctor is not too pleased with what he finds and asks the man to send his wife to see him. The wife goes to see the doctor who tells her that her...
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She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and...
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The Met Police report finding a man's body in the River Thames. (The dead man's name will not be released, until his family has been notified.) The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana...
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The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks. "Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts. "Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a...
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One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more. "Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left...
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1. You get winded from knocking on the door. 2. You have to have a kid chew the toffee for you. 3. You ask for high fibre sweets only. 4. When someone drops a chocolate bar in your bag, you lose your...
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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, " How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a...
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A young doctor had moved to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds so that the community would become used to...
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Paddy and Murphy, two council maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the...
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Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A...
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Three dogs, a bulldog, a dachshund and a great dane, meet at the veterinarian. The dachshund turns to the bulldog and asks "So, what are you in for?" The bulldog replies "I was playing with a kid, and...
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up...

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