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Tell people that there is an invisible man in the sky who created the universe and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them that the paint is wet and they have to touch it to be sure........
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A man and a woman have a chance meeting in a park and decide to meet up that very night for a meal. After the meal they go for a drive in his car to a romantic cliff top. Not a cloud in the night sky...
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Joe, the Matchmaker, goes to meet Mr. Ford, who has been a bachelor for many years. Joe says to Mr. Ford, "I suggest you do not delay it any further. I have someone in mind who is just perfect for...
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Two fellas were having a night out and decided to finish the session with a visit to the local brothel. The first one goes in and after a short period of time, comes out with a big smile on his face....
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A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession.........
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On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves...
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A bloke goes for a job on board a cruise ship. The captain asks him if he has had any experience at sea. He says "No, but I'm honest." so the captain takes him on. Three weeks into the journey the...
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A little Indian boy asked his father how Red Indian children got their names. The father said, "When your sister was born, I looked out of the tepee and saw an elk running so I called her Running Elk....
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Congratulations to Ukraine for winning the 2022 competition next week.
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3. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around. 4. Why is there a 'D' in fridge but not in refrigerator. 5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made....
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1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours. 2. In the word scent, is the 's' or the 'c' silent....
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How old were you when you realised that race car spelt backwards is race car?
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1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor. 4. Dogs' parents...
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I put all my dogging gear up for sale on Ebay. Not had any bids yet but there are 14 people watching
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He was born without eyelids so they circumcised him and used the skin to make some. The operation was a success but he is now cockeyed.................
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Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language. Mute1 “What would you like to do?" Mute 2 "I don't know what about you?" Mute1 “Let's...
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A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke..............
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My dog ate a bunch of scrabble tiles. I left him with the vet but still no word yet.............
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An old man is sitting at a bus stop, when a teenage boy with a multi-colored mohawk sits down. The old man just stares at the boys hair. Finally the boy says "What, haven't you ever done anything wild...
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A little girl goes to her mum after school says "Mummy mummy I just saw Michael's willy" The mum is shocked. The little girl continues "It was like a PEANUT" The mum giggles, and replies "Why? Was it...

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