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Chinese Proverbs.......................

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano,...
16:05 Thu 15th Dec 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 14:58 Fri 16th Dec 2022
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What Book Do You Fancy.............

The Lion Attacked by Claude Yarmoff The Art of Archery by Beau N. Arrow Songs for Children by Barbara Blacksheep Irish Heart Surgery by Angie O'Plasty Desert Crossing by I. Rhoda Camel School Truancy...
16:38 Wed 14th Dec 20228 answers, last by Patsy33 13:13 Thu 15th Dec 2022
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Alone....................

If anyone is alone with nobody to spend Christmas with, please let me know. I need to borrow some chairs.................
16:08 Tue 13th Dec 20224 answers, last by William51 18:44 Tue 13th Dec 2022
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Aging...............

So far, this is the oldest I've ever been...................
16:30 Mon 12th Dec 20226 answers, last by William51 20:04 Tue 13th Dec 2022
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The Bag..............

A Policeman stopped a motorist in the centre of town one evening. "Would you mind blowing into this bag, sir?" asked the policeman. "Why?" said the driver. "Because my chips are too hot", replied the...
11:17 Sun 11th Dec 20221 answer, last by Bazile 11:21 Sun 11th Dec 2022
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Strikers...............

England should definitely win the World Cup. They have the best strikers - Kane, Saka, Rashford, Foden, Postmen, Railwaymen, Bus drivers........
15:00 Sat 10th Dec 20225 answers, last by William51 20:36 Tue 13th Dec 2022
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Take Care..........

Be extra careful on the roads with Christmas just around the corner. A lot of men will be drinking and getting their wives to drive.
11:58 Sat 10th Dec 2022
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Weeweechu................

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting on the beach by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, baby, let's do Weeweechu." "Oh...
15:07 Fri 09th Dec 20221 answer, last by piggynose 15:14 Fri 09th Dec 2022
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Stuffed Dog.............

I once took a stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow. The chap said, "This is very rare, do you know what it would fetch if it was in good condition?" I replied "Dunno, a few sticks i suppose?"...
12:19 Wed 07th Dec 2022
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Shoppers................

"I think people who sell meat for a living are absolutely disgusting" said one shopper to another. "Well, in their defence" said the other shopper, "I think those who sell vegetables are grocer"...
15:37 Mon 05th Dec 2022
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Dead Goldfish...........

Little Kathy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there,...
16:18 Sun 04th Dec 2022
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A Few..................

A car hit an elderly man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."...
12:33 Sun 04th Dec 20224 answers, last by Shaglene 10:20 Mon 05th Dec 2022
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Doctor.................

Patient: Doctor doctor, I'm addicted to buying Beatles records Doctor: I think you need help Patient: No, I've already got that one...
14:40 Sat 03rd Dec 2022
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Right Or Wrong.............

If a woman is always right and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells the woman that she is right, is the man right or wrong?
11:21 Tue 29th Nov 2022
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An Apology From Hospital............................

We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your penis showed that it was not cancerous. It was red lipstick. We deeply regret the amputation.
11:51 Mon 28th Nov 2022
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A Sign................

I've just seen a sign in Tesco saying Turkey £29. That's £300 cheaper than Thomas Cooks....
11:19 Fri 25th Nov 20221 answer, last by Bazile 11:39 Fri 25th Nov 2022
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Tech Support

Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."...
12:16 Wed 23rd Nov 20221 answer, last by Old_Geezer 12:17 Wed 23rd Nov 2022
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Name Three................

Someone asked me if I could name three Qatar players....I said Eric Clapton, George Harrison and Jimi Hendrix.
11:38 Mon 21st Nov 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 22:01 Mon 21st Nov 2022
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Seeing Your Doctor................

I've been trying to get an appointment to see my doctor for ages. I finally saw him on Tuesday and showed him the rash on my nuts. He just ignored me and continued pushing his trolley around Tesco.
12:38 Sun 20th Nov 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 22:23 Mon 21st Nov 2022
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Dear Son..............

Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we...
19:52 Fri 18th Nov 20222 answers, last by zebo 18:49 Sun 20th Nov 2022

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