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William51

My Wife Went Away.

An old one. "My wife went to the West Indies". " Jamaica?". " No, she went on her own accord!"....
20:00 Tue 13th Dec 20224 answers, last by zabado 10:26 Sat 17th Dec 2022
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Chipchopper

Cheesy Dream

I stood for so long at the cheese counter, waiting to be served, I just went in to a trance-like state. Next thing I knew, I could hear a disembodied voice calling "hello, is it Brie you're looking...
18:02 Thu 03rd Mar 202210 answers, last by Ken4155 09:00 Sat 05th Mar 2022
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marval

Complaint

I complained to my newsagent. “I’ve not received my copy of ‘Managing Confrontation’ this month.” He said, “Why, is there an issue?”...
18:48 Sat 28th Jul 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 13:29 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Plastic Surgery

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow....
10:29 Wed 03rd Jan 20189 answers, last by zebo 18:45 Wed 03rd Jan 2018
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Voltage

Quasimodo !

Quasimodo was running down the street chased by a group of kids. He said, ‘For the last time, I haven’t got your football.’...
14:56 Thu 16th Nov 20179 answers, last by Voltage 15:50 Thu 16th Nov 2017
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Voltage

A Skunk!

A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car. "We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?" she asks....
07:43 Tue 31st Oct 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:50 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Chipchopper

Happy Birthday

I just received a birthday card, and much to my surprise, when opened it a Yorkshire pudding fell out!!. It was from my Aunt Bessie....
10:23 Sun 24th Sep 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 11:21 Tue 26th Sep 2017
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maggiebee

Watch The Birdie

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
18:28 Thu 10th Aug 20175 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:39 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Hymie

Mooning

Why is it called mooning, when you're actually showing Uranus?
17:53 Sat 01st Jul 20172 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:57 Sat 01st Jul 2017
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Patsy33

Suit

Just bought a suit made from a cactus. I look really sharp..
15:48 Mon 27th Mar 20175 answers, last by AB Editor 15:08 Tue 28th Mar 2017
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Patsy33

Sandwich

Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. He phones the Police and says, 'Bejaysus i've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb' Is it ticking, the operator asks No i tink it's...
20:39 Sun 19th Mar 20179 answers, last by vulcan42 11:00 Mon 20th Mar 2017

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