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Anyone For Tennis?

Went out jogging the other evening and whilst out, I saw a tennis ball laying in the gutter, thinking it would be OK for the dog to play with once I got home I stopped picked it up and put it in my...
20:51 Wed 11th Mar 20203 answers, last by MrBrown007 16:06 Tue 19th May 2020
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Flower

Just wanted to let you all know that I have been admitted into hospital and they are keeping me in. I’ve only gone and poisoned myself, thanks to my cooking skills. What I thought was an onion for...
20:01 Fri 06th Mar 202010 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:49 Fri 06th Mar 2020
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Giving Blood

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank ... The rabbit says, I think I might be a type o....
11:32 Tue 25th Feb 20209 answers, last by elliemay1 23:42 Tue 25th Feb 2020
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Football Mad

My wife called me a sexist pig, and accused me of being far too obsessed with football. I said, "What makes you say that, babe?" She said, "Well for one, there's this card you gave me for my...
22:04 Mon 24th Feb 20206 answers, last by zebo 12:11 Tue 25th Feb 2020
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Smoking Puzzler

Three blokes are stranded on a boat and all they have with them is four fags but no way of lighting them. What do they do? They throw one fag overboard. By doing that the boat becomes a cigarette...
14:12 Tue 28th Jan 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 20:19 Tue 28th Jan 2020
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Dog Adding

Teacher asks a kid how many dogs he would have if she gave him two dogs, then another two dogs? The kid replies that they would have five dogs. The teacher replies, no you're not listening. If I gave...
21:34 Wed 22nd Jan 20206 answers, last by Canary42 13:17 Thu 23rd Jan 2020
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Old Friends ....

A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore...
21:33 Wed 22nd Jan 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 23:26 Wed 22nd Jan 2020
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Caged Rabbit

A male rabbit lives in a cage in a laboratory in the Gallagher cigarette factory. Everyday he's subjected to smoking 10 cigarettes an hour just to see how it affects his dependency on nicotine and his...
20:23 Thu 24th Oct 20191 answer, last by AZardoz 21:50 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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Fireworks

Sad, sad people who are setting off fireworks in the middle of October. One frightened the dog so much she ran and hid under the Christmas Tree.
20:20 Thu 24th Oct 20192 answers, last by Prudie 20:25 Thu 24th Oct 2019
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Wife...

I left my wife because she was obsessed with counting. I wonder what she is up to now?
10:48 Tue 12th Mar 20194 answers, last by Ellipsis 18:43 Tue 12th Mar 2019
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Musical.......

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
10:47 Tue 12th Mar 20197 answers, last by Patsy33 17:18 Tue 12th Mar 2019
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Good News For Insomniacs

Some good news for insomniacs..... It's only four sleeps till Christmas!
19:13 Thu 06th Dec 20189 answers, last by simrangoyal 09:27 Fri 07th Dec 2018
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Three Little Ducks

Three little ducks go into a Bar....... 'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck. 'Huey,' was the reply. 'How's your day been, Huey?' 'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out...
23:30 Mon 25th Jan 20163 answers, last by aelmpvw 14:38 Tue 26th Jan 2016
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Christmas Joke

Father Christmas goes to the Doctors with a tricky little problem. Doctor says to him, “OK, Mr Christmas, what can I do for you?” Santa says, “It’s a bit embarrassing but I seem to have a...
22:17 Tue 15th Dec 2015
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Struggling With These

1. Drink the man's consumed from all of the glasses (7) S****** 2. Maiden,say, to compete with wife for general affection (8) O******* 3. Stern ending for man with right answer (7) ****S*M 4. Mix with...
23:19 Tue 21st Apr 201514 answers, last by Trevilino 08:37 Wed 22nd Apr 2015
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Coffee Time

Short man to take off his old hat? (5,6) *T*N*/**F*S* Highly Charged metals a woman's holding (7) E****I** Watch out for old english poetry written inside (7)**E*S**...
21:58 Tue 21st Apr 20157 answers, last by Trevilino 23:11 Tue 21st Apr 2015
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I Ask Third Person About A Soldier

- S - A - I
15:01 Fri 06th Mar 20156 answers, last by penelope2 15:06 Fri 06th Mar 2015
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Science Jokes

1. There are 10 different kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. 2. Police stop Heisenberg for speeding and ask do you know how fast you were going? He replies, no, but I...
21:22 Mon 02nd Mar 20155 answers, last by janbee 06:22 Tue 03rd Mar 2015
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Chemistry World

Algae in loch Ella initially ran around (9) C _ L _ R _ _ _ A Obscure group (4) _ _ _ R Girl confused a goddess (5) L _ I _ A...
14:53 Thu 31st Jul 201413 answers, last by Trevilino 10:03 Fri 01st Aug 2014
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Last One

Greeks love sodium in this supercontentinent (7) P _ N _ A _ A
08:41 Mon 14th Jul 20142 answers, last by Trevilino 08:43 Mon 14th Jul 2014

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