Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I returned my lizard to the pet shop today as it wouldn't stop telling me jokes.

The store assistant said "that isn't a lizard, it is a stand up chameleon."

[Patsy33]

I heard it's language was a bit colourful!..

[Ken4155]

Gecko your coat, Hoppy.

[mallyh]

i'll monitor your jokes carefully and hope they don't drag on x

[aelmpvw]

you'd have to be cold blooded not to laugh at that

[TheWinner]

it's stage name is Eddie Lizzard

[Spicerack]

You, especially, should have been frilled.

[Arksided]

You have/had a talking lizard and you took it back, that explains a lot ;-)

[TheWinner]

the shop keeper thought it was a bit funny.

[Arksided]

I’m sure they were happy to see Karma again though

[Patsy33]

It must be famous. I just heard Boy George singing about it..