Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Smoking will kill you… bacon will kill you… and yet, smoking bacon will cure it.

[murraymints]

hmmm

[1ozzy]

Smoking a joint is nice, but bacon one is a bit ott.

[DTCwordfan]

okay, time to get the mind and body into fifth gear and up and away....have a great day all and remember your sun tan cream if out and about.

[DTCwordfan]

wrong thread, ijiut that I am

[Chipchopper]

Sounds like good logic to me.

[Canary42]

///into fifth gear/// and out of filth gear ;-)

[Patsy33]

Lord preserve us!
Someone needs a good grilling over this!..

[Spicerack]

I like that. Very clever and short enough that even I might remember it.