Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Dave drowned, so at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt.

Well, it's what he would have wanted.

[1ozzy]

He probably wanted a Mae West

[emmie]

he would have bobbed to the surface wearing a Mae West.

[Chipchopper]

Trouble was, he was looking in Davy Jones locker, and all he could find was a Monkees album.

He should have gone for Beyoncé

[bobbinwales]

^ dont get that one... is it 'put a ring on it'?

[Ken4155]

^
Buoyancy

[bobbinwales]

ahh. bit slow today (cue fatticus put down?). Better have a coffee as starting shift soon

[Chipchopper]

You got it Ken :-)

[Chipchopper]

Now I'm a believer!

[Patsy33]

Dave was always getting into deep trouble. I remember someone saying to him once, "You should get a lifebuoy!"..