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maggiebee | 10:29 Mon 01st Aug 2022 | Jokes
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What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk?

None - there is udder silence.
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Pull the other one...
11:07 Mon 01st Aug 2022
maybe it's stalled
hope you don't have any udder jokes....
This joke is the lowest of the low.
Folks, stop milking it!
Pull the other one...
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What happens when you talk to a cow?
It's in one ear and out the udder.
Does she not sound her horn?
'Pop in the shop on your way home, spice' (baby, XX)
Are you sure it herd?..
perhaps it's a sign you should fillet
You just need to give her a shake, but have you got the bottle?
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An udder day, an udder dollar.
Please appoint a BA maggie so we can identify the cream of the responses.
Sounds like a semi-skilled cow
What's the best way to make a milkshake?
Get a cow to shiver.

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