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Hopkirk
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape....
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Hopkirk
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll....
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Canary42
https://ibb.co/grPqpzd...
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Hopkirk
I can tell I'm getting old because my kids don't want to listen to Whitesnake with me, so here I go again on my own.
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Hopkirk
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The...
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Jomlett
Currently birdwatching with Sinead O’Connor. So far it’s been 7 Owls and 15 Jays......
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1ozzy
..should he be proud or embarrassed about his moobs? Asking for a friend,,...
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Dizmo
Has anyone seen The Control Room? It's a short (3 episode) TV thriller (available on BBC iPlayer). It stars Iain De Caestecker and Joanna Vanderham. I've watched the first episode and must admit I am...
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Hopkirk
So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them....
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Hopkirk
I was in a lingerie shop. I said to the assistant "Are these panties satin?" She said "No, they're new."...
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Hopkirk
Grandad asked me how to print on his computer. I said control P. He said I haven't been able to do that for years....
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Hopkirk
I've got the memory of an elephant. I remember one time I went to the zoo, I saw an elephant....
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Hopkirk
Don't use "beef stew" as a computer password. It's not stroganoff....
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Hopkirk
I'm selling my low mileage DeLorean. It's only been used from time to time....
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jmeh
If you don't like a mixed choir sleep through it ? Any ideas please...
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ToraToraTora
Here's an easy one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgpXSoWBAVA...
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Hopkirk
I’m reading a great book about an immortal dog – It's impossible to put down....
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Hopkirk
My wife and I are having big arguments about what to wear while gardening. She keeps digging in her heels....
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Hopkirk
Venison’s dear, isn’t it?...
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1ozzy
,,or arguments in the retirement village https://ibb.co/6r79x45...

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