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Kids Arrested. - Tesco Barcode. - Gary Kasparov.

Police arrested two kids, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. - I was in Tescos and saw a man and woman wrapped in a barcode....

abbeyleigh

Curly Or Straight Hair?

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Wagesman

Rte Guide 25

28ac. Ye God's! Heavens above! Such studies could go on forever " ☆I☆I☆I☆I☆S My first I is based on the assumption that suit is right for 26d. Thanks in advance....

AME10032

Dingbats

An interesting one this ! A wavy horizontal line (left to right), with three significant upward deflection "bumps". Inside (under) each bump the letters Au. Any ideas please ?...

William51

Cinderella. Switzerland. Flying.

Why was Cinderella dropped from the football team?. She kept running away from the ball!. - What is the best thing about Switzerland?. I do not know, but the flag is a big plus!. - A century age two...

William51

Peter Pan. Octopus. Doctor, Doctor.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?. Because he Neverlands!. - How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?. Ten tickles!. - Doctor, Doctor. Is it true exercise kills germs?. Possibly, but how...

William51

Circus. Stairways. Nasa.

Did you here about the circus fire?. It was in tents!. - Why should you never trust stairs?. They are always up to something!. - How does Nasa organise a party?. They planet!....

brian j john

Body Builders

Female body builder:Doc I've taken so much steroids its actually made me grow a penis! Doctor:Anabolic? Female body builder:No,just a penis....

Katie77

Christian Aid 2023 Quiz

Can anyone help with the answer to the last clue on Plants and Flowers. The clue is Old Smoke (8. Thanks...

William51

Dad Joke. Bullet. House.

When does a joke become a Dad joke?. When it becomes apparent !. - How did the bullet lose his job?. He got fired !. - What does a house wear?. Address !....

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now" Ronnie Barker...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I know a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink and be Mary.

Hazlinny

Music For Paul O'grady

I thought today it would be nice to remember Paul in music. Can we find songs with a title which includes the following words associated with him: Paul ...... lily...... savage ... blank .... cat/s...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I was reading a book about fish. I only put it down for a minute. Now I can't find my plaice (Credit to fellow ABer Dustypuss)...

William51

Moon Restaurant. Doctor, Doctor.

What did you think about the restaurant on the moon?. I am afraid it had no atmosphere!. - Doctor, Doctor. Will this ointment get rid of spots?. I never make rash promises!....

Hopkirk