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I Keep Saying…

I keep saying ‘Welsh rabbit’ instead of ‘Welsh rarebit’ Think I’m suffering from mixing my toasties... #StDavidsDay...
10:06 Wed 01st Mar 2023
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Birdwatching With Sinead

Currently birdwatching with Sinead O’Connor. So far it’s been 7 Owls and 15 Jays......
19:42 Thu 19th Jan 20236 answers, last by Patsy33 21:27 Thu 19th Jan 2023
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Neighbours To Return, On Amazon.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63660032...
14:08 Thu 17th Nov 20223 answers, last by barry1010 19:55 Thu 17th Nov 2022
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On The Tiles…

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house....
17:32 Thu 07th Apr 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 17:53 Thu 07th Apr 2022
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Pillow.

"I keep eating my feather pillow when I’m asleep. It's really starting to depress me." "Down in the dumps?" "Dunno. I haven't been yet"....
13:38 Fri 10th Dec 20211 answer, last by brian j john 17:19 Fri 10th Dec 2021
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What?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills? Bernadette....
22:57 Tue 09th Nov 20212 answers, last by teacher1 23:22 Tue 09th Nov 2021
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£80.

Guy had a lifelong fear of going to bed because of somebody being underneath. Psychiatrist advised that counseling three times a week for a year would cure him (£80/session). Psychiatrist didn't see...
16:39 Mon 01st Nov 20217 answers, last by Georgiesmum 00:05 Tue 02nd Nov 2021
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Fun Fact

Victor and Juliet Echo came up with the NATO phonetic alphabet one November while dancing the foxtrot and tango at a golf hotel in India after a few whiskeys and a kilo of charlie.
22:14 Mon 25th Oct 20217 answers, last by Mamyalynne 23:44 Mon 25th Oct 2021
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Help!

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a...
19:16 Thu 23rd Sep 20214 answers, last by davebro 08:33 Fri 24th Sep 2021
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Barbers

Now that the barbers have reopened, queues are so long that the staff have started handing out burgers and sausages. 10/10 - definitely the best barber queue I’ve been to....
10:18 Fri 16th Apr 2021
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Rip

On the death of Lou Ottens, inventor of the cassette tape, aged 94. At least he got to C90...
15:11 Thu 11th Mar 20214 answers, last by AZardoz 07:56 Fri 12th Mar 2021
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Fake...

It’s reported that Donald Trump has overcome his distaste for keeping pets and adopted a cat. Of course this could be Fake Mews....
14:39 Fri 15th Jan 2021
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The Smiths

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well,...
10:25 Tue 12th Jan 20217 answers, last by Stickybottle 14:26 Wed 13th Jan 2021
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First Trip

Yeah!!! First trip booked for 2021... Hopefully off to Iceland in February. If that goes well probably looking at Asda in March and Tesco in April....
10:04 Wed 06th Jan 20215 answers, last by Patsy33 14:28 Wed 06th Jan 2021
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Fog

The technical term for when you wear glasses with a mask and your glasses fog up is "2020 vision"....
17:19 Sat 02nd Jan 20213 answers, last by aelmpvw 09:40 Sun 03rd Jan 2021
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Treat...

I remember one Christmas in the 70's when my sister was only 6. She got a peanut stuck in her ear and it could not be dislodged. My dad poured some chocolate in her ear and it came out a treat!
13:19 Sun 27th Dec 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:12 Mon 28th Dec 2020
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Trump

Trump is at a loose end so decides to take flying lessons. "What are all these buttons for?" he asks "To keep your shirt closed, Sir" comes the reply....
18:57 Tue 15th Dec 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 20:13 Wed 16th Dec 2020
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Now 2020

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15:17 Fri 04th Dec 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 15:37 Fri 04th Dec 2020
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Bono

Bono, in an attempt to diversify his business income has released a new Satnav onto the market. It’s rubbish, the streets have no names and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for....
10:27 Wed 25th Nov 20207 answers, last by Fanriffic 15:59 Wed 25th Nov 2020
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There's A Cheese Advent Calendar...

...On Christmas Eve you open it to reveal the baby cheeses.
09:28 Tue 17th Nov 20206 answers, last by elliemay1 19:43 Tue 17th Nov 2020

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