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Trump

Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it is FOR BIDEN....
22:03 Fri 06th Nov 20205 answers, last by Bazile 09:15 Mon 09th Nov 2020
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Pardon?

I went for a hearing test yesterday and the doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms'? I said 'Yeah, Homer is a sort of yellow colour with bulging eyes'....
12:53 Mon 19th Oct 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 18:24 Mon 19th Oct 2020
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A Row...

What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hare line....
05:53 Mon 12th Oct 20209 answers, last by gigamall 07:23 Mon 12th Oct 2020
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Pilot

Just had a painter and decorator round to do some work on the house. Turns out he's a currently furloughed British Airways pilot ... he's made a lovely job of the landing.
15:07 Tue 06th Oct 20207 answers, last by Ken4155 23:19 Tue 06th Oct 2020
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Celebrity Bake Off.

A Team leader Hannibal Smith will take part in the next series of Celebrity Bake Off. He loves it when a flan comes together.
08:59 Tue 06th Oct 20205 answers, last by Spicerack 09:27 Tue 06th Oct 2020
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Help During Lockdown

I’m looking for some advice with a problem we have with persistent condensation in our house. You’re welcome to come over and have a look any time. The kettle’s always on....
14:02 Mon 21st Sep 20207 answers, last by marval 15:08 Tue 22nd Sep 2020
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Touch!

There's something that I don't like about "DO NOT TOUCH" signs. I just can't put my finger on it....
07:49 Mon 27th Jul 20202 answers, last by Jomlett 12:27 Mon 27th Jul 2020
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Masks!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdIRc0rXsAAjYS9?format=jpg&name=large...
21:41 Fri 17th Jul 20201 answer, last by marval 21:43 Fri 17th Jul 2020
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Amazon Sale!

Amazon sale's on. I ordered four Kindles and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD.
10:16 Wed 25th Dec 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 19:41 Fri 27th Dec 2019
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Noisy Neighbour? Bake A Cake!

https://twitter.com/CandiceBenbow/status/1074010643592814592?s=19...
17:01 Sun 23rd Dec 2018
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Parrot Fashion! Rocco Orders Gifts Online...

https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2018-12-14/parrot-fashion-rocco-orders-gifts-online/...
20:17 Sun 16th Dec 20184 answers, last by hereIam 16:43 Mon 17th Dec 2018
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Guillotine...

A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were all being led to the guillotine to be executed. They ask the priest if he wants to face upward or downward when he meets his fate. The priest says that he...
22:41 Thu 13th Dec 20182 answers, last by marval 23:33 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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Classic Dramas Returning To Bbc Iplayer

https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2018/classic-drama-boxsets...
16:32 Sat 08th Sep 201815 answers, last by tiggerblue10 10:14 Sun 09th Sep 2018
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Dave And Gold Return To Virgin Media

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45154707...
11:11 Sat 11th Aug 2018
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Bmw Recalls 300,000 Cars In Uk

BBC News - BMW recalls 300,000 cars that risk stalling completely http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-44050686...
12:39 Wed 09th May 20184 answers, last by spathiphyllum 11:30 Fri 11th May 2018
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Levi Bellfield Allegedly Confessed To Russell Murders

BBC News - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-42144445...
16:53 Wed 29th Nov 201710 answers, last by ladybirder 14:52 Thu 30th Nov 2017
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Stop The Buses, I Wanna Get Off..

The boss of a Somerset bus company has taken his fleet off the road without warning and sent a note to staff saying: “I have had enough and realise I cannot work with you a moment longer.”...
12:47 Wed 01st Nov 201734 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:23 Wed 01st Nov 2017
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When Is A Bargain Not A Bargain?

Why you shouldn’t buy Wowcher’s £179 MacBook http://www.which.co.uk/news/2017/09/why-you-shouldnt-buy-wowchers-179-macbook/...
16:34 Fri 29th Sep 201718 answers, last by woofgang 09:29 Sat 30th Sep 2017
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'strike: The Cuckoo's Calling' Gets August Premiere Date

'Strike: The Cuckoo's Calling' Gets August Premiere Date On BBC One https://www.geektown.co.uk/…/strike-cuckoos-calling-gets-a…/ via @geektown...
14:36 Fri 11th Aug 201710 answers, last by Tilly2 18:35 Mon 28th Aug 2017
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Fish And Chips

I asked my wife if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on my way home from work. I think she regrets the names we called our kids....
16:59 Fri 03rd Feb 201716 answers, last by Shaglene 12:34 Sun 05th Feb 2017

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