Pilot

[Jomlett]

Just had a painter and decorator round to do some work on the house. Turns out he's a currently furloughed British Airways pilot ... he's made a lovely job of the landing.

[maggiebee]

Love it

[Tilly2]

Did he put the wheels down first?

[Chipchopper]

Make sure he don’t run-away!

[marval]

Good one

[vulcan42]

The only problem was when somebody switched off the landing lights he stopped working.

[jno]

I hope he showed you where the doors are

[Ken4155]

Only because you chose plain paper.