Moo

[maggiebee]

What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk?

None - there is udder silence.

[jno]

maybe it's stalled

[DTCwordfan]

hope you don't have any udder jokes....

[Ken4155]

This joke is the lowest of the low.

[piggynose]

Folks, stop milking it!

[Patsy33]

Pull the other one...

[maggiebee]

What happens when you talk to a cow?
It's in one ear and out the udder.

[Hopkirk]

Does she not sound her horn?

[Spicerack]

'Pop in the shop on your way home, spice' (baby, XX)

[Patsy33]

Are you sure it herd?..

[jno]

perhaps it's a sign you should fillet

[Hopkirk]

You just need to give her a shake, but have you got the bottle?

[maggiebee]

An udder day, an udder dollar.

[Canary42]

Please appoint a BA maggie so we can identify the cream of the responses.

[Chipchopper]

Sounds like a semi-skilled cow

[1ozzy]

What's the best way to make a milkshake?
Get a cow to shiver.