Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I had to leave the pub last night as my friends upset me. They all told me I was fat.
They kept saying you're round.

[emmie]

my favourite joke, told to me by my youngest brother, though slightly different.

[1ozzy]

Obese bagpipe playing kilt wearing person?
Asking for a friend,,

[emmie]

two men in a pub enjoying a pint
one says to the other your round
the other says
so are you, you fat bstard.

[emmie]

love these jokes....

[Chipchopper]

Hope you friends had the decency to roll you home

[10ClarionSt]

Fat? Don't spread it.

[mallyh]

you should have taken it on the chins x

[Patsy33]

At least you had the Courage to go. Hope you told them you weren't buying that!..

[Khandro]

Doctor; Do you know you have acute halitosis?
Patient; Thank you, it's very kind of you to say so.

[piggynose]

Doctor; Do you know you have acute halitosis?
Patient; Thank you, it's very kind of you to say so.
khandro that wasnt the joke!!
it was acute angina!!

[Hopkirk]

*splutter*

[Khandro]

piggynose. I heard it on one of the Spike Milligan YouTubes last evening, & it keeps me smiling when I think of it.

Another is Tommy Cooper at the doctor's:

Doctor; I want you to lie down on that couch
T. Cooper; Why?
Doctor; I want to sweep the floor