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Hopkirk | 06:03 Wed 10th Aug 2022 | Jokes
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My wife asked me "is it just me or is the dog getting fat?"
Apparently "it's just you" isn't the right answer.
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Why plump for that answer?...
10:47 Wed 10th Aug 2022
followed by a swift right hook....
or the frying pan that cooks the sausages.....
My wife asked me "does my bum look big in this?"

Honesty is not the best policy..
You just can't win a lot, can you?
Can't win a church raffle, might as well give up now.
There is no right answer........Run!
oh you shouldn't fat shame your wife she has enough on her plate anyway x
Why plump for that answer?...
O be se rious, you lot.
//she has enough on her plate anyway //

That's the problem - portion control!
The most risky answer to "Does my bum look big in this" is not, as widely thought, "Yes".

A more dangerous response is,"Not as big as in the one you wore yesterday"
I have a male friend who, when asked anything of the nature, says immediately "is this a trap?".

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