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Patsy33
My Mother would always hit me with the phone. I was always on the recieving end......
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Patsy33
When on our beach holiday with brother in law, he asks my husband what he could do to attract the women. So he suggested putting a large pebble down his trunks. When we seen him a couple of hours...
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marval
I was kicked out of the bird enclosure in Bristol Zoo today. Apparently I ruffled a few feathers....
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Baldric
.... quite a nice day on the Bay, sunny, bit breezy but pleasant enough, took dogs for a good walk down to the Park, enjoyed it. Now it's clouded over and is spitting with rain, doesn't look very...
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jordyboy14
We have just come back from a lovely swim the water was crystal clear and warm the sea had a bit of a swell but apart from that it was lovely what I did notice was the amount of germans strutting...
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Berniecuddles2
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity....
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Berniecuddles2
Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest. He congratulates her on the new offspring and says, "Nine children is certainly a full house." "Well," she...
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Gizmonster
..... for those of you that don't understand betting - if you put £10 on .... you'll lose £10 .... it's that simple :)...
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Patsy33
Police are investigating a tip off about a robbery taking place this afternoon at the Heinz factory...Sauce Unknown....
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Berniecuddles2
I have a phobia of French pastry chefs. They give me the crepes.
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-SharonA-
I had a strange woman approach me earlier, she insisted that she recognised me from some local Vegetarian Club....but I have never met herbivore!!
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Patsy33
Saw a shoplifter being arrested this morning by an albino policeman. I thought to myself, "That's a fair cop."...
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TWR
6pm news tonight, a S.Wales mother talking about her Daughter that her Mother looks after because she can not feed her, sold het TV / Mobile because she can not afford them, this is due to the so...
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Islay
Can you freeze it?
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gollob
After watching today's "Four In A Bed" they cooked sausages in the oven. Is this the best way to cook sausages or do you have alternatives?...
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RATTER15
To me it just seems wrong! people with mental health issues are likely to be attending the event as it is raising funds for them, witnessing people with (supposed) supernatural powers I don't think...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/864492/Balliol-College-Oxford-University-Christian-Union-banned-freshers-fair-homophobic Why wasn't it deemed unlawful under the Religious discrimination act? Well it...
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hardy49
What foods are favourite to serve with cauliflower cheese ?
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Smowball
I've got quite a bit leftover from a roast dinner - and it's more in slices rather than chunks. Any ideas apart from chicken sandwiches? X
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Berniecuddles2
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the...

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