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Berniecuddles2 | 08:51 Fri 13th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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Crumbs!
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My wife said she doesn't like any of my bread jokes.

I've got a right cob on now.
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Anyway I don't care I been perfecting my bread making skills all day!

I've already done baguettes and bloomers.

I'm on a roll now.
At yeast they're funny!
Was it some kind of Sub species ?
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Oh crumbs, someones stolen my secret stash of bread!

When I saw there was naan left, it left me in a pitta despair!
I feel like filling up...
That baguette not daft. He knows which side of his bread is buttered!
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I knead to make some dough I'm skint!
You need to rise up and prove yourself!
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I was gonna comment best not *Titterfarkle* here x
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Titterfarkle What The Funicular is that about???
a titterfarkle is what the tiger loaf roars when someone rattles their cage lol
Lol! Titter ye not!
What you been on Bernie??
Oh, Albs! That was my next line about the tiger bread!
sob, Patsy, sorry :-( xx
Take no notice Albs! Im a bit crusty this morning....x
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Just been shopping forgot the bread..jeez I need to use my loaf!
I'm having naan of this, you should have written a list.
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I did... me brains sliced

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