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marval | 15:54 Fri 13th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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I was kicked out of the bird enclosure in Bristol Zoo today.


Apparently I ruffled a few feathers.

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Did you get flighty?
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I don't want to crow about it.
I'm giving you the bird!
Serves you right for being cocky!
I bet you got in a flap!...
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I an up before the beak on Monday.
Come on, marval, you are winging it.....
The staff said you were making a great tit of yourself.
I heard you damaged their spoons. Got that Spoonbill yet?...
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Yes I have Patsy, but I think one of the zoo keepers is storking me.
He's probably just larking about, marval.
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I hope so Tony, I shall crane my neck to get a better look, next time I see him.
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A footballer was allowed in, I was told Pelecan.
Everything seems to have taken a tern for the worse Marval...
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It has Patsy, I think I shall have to duck.
You certainly have to be swift!
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I heard Marval got kicked out of zoo because she was high as a Kite..
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I got kicked out for Robin the penguin enclosure. Anyone want to buy a penguin?
You must've been Puffin like mad taking that penguin!

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