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Berniecuddles2 | 20:55 Wed 11th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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I have a phobia of French pastry chefs. They give me the crepes.
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I have to buy mine :-(
20:57 Wed 11th Oct 2017
Avatar Image murraymints
thats a croissant you'll have to bear !
20:57 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Hope you chouxed them away.
20:58 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Ooh la la!
20:59 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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I donut believe these replies
21:04 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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I heard that chef is a bit flakey...
21:05 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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A crazy pastry chef chased me through the streets of Paris.
I shouted: "sorry, I thought crepery was the french for toilet!"
21:08 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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I thought it was because you blew his French horn!
21:11 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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He's partial to a puff I've been told
....
21:31 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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I declair this is a good joke.
22:20 Wed 11th Oct 2017

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