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Berniecuddles2

King Arthur’S Round Table

So, King Arthur’s round table was built by Sir Cumference and the floor was laid by… Sir Ramic-Tile....
10:25 Wed 13th Sep 201724 answers, last by Patsy33 19:18 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

Since

Since my mates divorce 3 years ago, he's put on 10 stone, his Doctor told him he has to stop celebrating....
18:38 Wed 13th Sep 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 19:02 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Fao Buenchico

I must apologise for my outburst very unlike me ...wont happen again ...shall stick to the joke section at least it's fun there once again apologies...
13:56 Wed 13th Sep 201732 answers, last by pixie374 16:47 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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sunny-dave

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I'm having a blank moment - can anyone remind me which user used to have this nice cat as an avatar? https://s26.postimg.org/iezw1r7pl/small-black-cat-green-eyes-wallpaper-hd-3792-wal.jpg...
12:28 Wed 13th Sep 201742 answers, last by murraymints 13:49 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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anotheoldgit

New Plastic £10 To Be Released On Thursday.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4877802/New-plastic-10-note-sale-eBay-15.html...
11:37 Wed 13th Sep 201798 answers, last by anotheoldgit 11:28 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Old Folks Home

I visited a dear old friend in an old people's home whilst waiting for him to come down I spoke to a very old gentleman who told me in the 1st world war he survived a mustard gas attack...and much...
07:30 Wed 13th Sep 201711 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:50 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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DarceyK123

Diabetes Type 2

Docs told me I have diabetes type 2. But not been very helpful on what I do now. He's prescribed Metformin 500mg X 3 per day, is that bad? He told me there is a talk in about 3 weeks time on lifestyle...
11:04 Wed 13th Sep 201743 answers, last by Sqad 19:21 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Jennykenny

Iphone 4S Battery Dying.

Had this phone for about six years, and tend to use it fairly rarely - really only for 'emergencies'. It takes absolute ages to power up and loses the charge very quickly. Do you think it has had its...
07:40 Wed 13th Sep 201740 answers, last by Purist 14:54 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Pizza!

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night! Should have put it on aloha setting!...
07:15 Wed 13th Sep 20174 answers, last by Garaman 16:41 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

Japanese Football

At the end of this Japanese football match I was watching, the players started practicing Martial Arts, it must've been Ninjary time....
21:08 Tue 12th Sep 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 22:26 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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marval

I Sang

I sang the rainbow song in front of a police officer. He arrested me for using colourful language...
18:50 Tue 12th Sep 201713 answers, last by marval 22:28 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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anotheoldgit

What Should The Authorities Do With These Two?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4876282/Somalian-mother-son-chosen-live-bench.html...
14:58 Tue 12th Sep 201765 answers, last by naomi24 19:14 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

Singing Coach

My singing coach is such a selfish barstard. It's always bloody mi mi mi with him....
13:21 Tue 12th Sep 201712 answers, last by Patsy33 18:37 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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Baldric

Not The Best Of Days.....

..... Mrs B went to bed early, 2100ish said she was tired. about 2130 heard her on the move to the bathroom, then a crash, she'd Passed Out again, 999 called, Ambulance arrived, they had to call for...
23:21 Sun 10th Sep 201789 answers, last by ChillDoubt 23:35 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Another Diet!

My wife is on a tropical food diet, the house is full of the stuff. It's enough to make a mango crazy....
06:36 Tue 12th Sep 201719 answers, last by vargasjamesx 16:26 Tue 26th Sep 2017
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NoMercy

At Long Last!

I felt my first flutters last night. Very subtle, but definitely present. I have a further scan on 26 September, so we'll hopefully get the measurements we need at that stage. My bump is actually...
11:43 Tue 12th Sep 201762 answers, last by NoMercy 11:19 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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DTCwordfan

3 Americans 3 Scousers

Three Americans and three Scousers are travelling by train. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Scousers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going...
11:39 Tue 12th Sep 20174 answers, last by Garaman 11:54 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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Smowball

Bucatini...

I always order this with my Tesco online shopping. Couldn't find it anywhere this week, just wouldn't come up in search. Contacted them and they've discontinued it! Does anybody know where else freely...
10:49 Tue 12th Sep 201717 answers, last by EcclesCake 16:14 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Lovely Lady

Can anyone remember the name of a lovely lady who used to be on here but had to stop using the answerbank due to failing eyesight problems...I'm guessing 2-3 years ago?...
10:56 Tue 12th Sep 201714 answers, last by marval 15:44 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. It's quiet without the wee white tornado hurtling about. I shall be seeing her, and mum and dad before long! I have some lovely people from the Lions coming to sort my garden out tomorrow, so...
04:52 Tue 12th Sep 2017109 answers, last by murraymints 08:25 Tue 12th Sep 2017

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