Friday. Cloudy. Raining. Situation normal! I'll have to rethink the day. I was going to take some stuff to the tip. Might have a lazy day instead! :o} Tiggy was wandering about his territory earlier,...
With the Ark settled safely after the flood, Noah opens the doors and commands the animals, “Go forth and multiply!” All the animals depart the Ark, except for two snakes in the back. Noah...
Saturday morning the weather was too bad to play golf. I was bored with nothing to do. Suddenly there was a knock on the door I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said:...
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Woman trapped after trying to retrieve her poo that was too big to flush. So she threw it out of the window!...
My brother is a bit of a know all and loves praise and approval. Yesterday he said, "I know someone in the family that has a new joint" I replied, " Hip?..... hip?.. "Who Ray?".......
Thursday. Cloudy again this morning. New fireplace in and looks lovely. Very pleased with it. I was driving along yesterday when one of my hearing aids just stopped working. A very odd sensation and...
My partner says there's no money in fishing.
He will be surprised when he sees I managed to make over a thousand pounds selling all of his equipment....
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A week later , there’s a knock on...
Just went to buy a bucket. It appears that even buying bucket comes with consequences when you are me. Anyway, picked up said bucket, saw massive spider in it. My kneejerk reaction was to scream and...