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sandyRoe

Two Hurricanes In Rapid Succession.

First Houston bore the brunt, now islands in the Caribbean are being battered by the elements. Could these storms be a consequence of global warming or are two in close proximity not really as unusual...
13:57 Wed 06th Sep 201741 answers, last by mikey4444 07:32 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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cassa333

The Black Hole Film

On Horror channel. Just happened to flip over to this looking for something else. Husband works in a research facility somewhere. Phones wife and tells her there's been an accident at the facility and...
13:18 Wed 06th Sep 20176 answers, last by albaqwerty 14:34 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Bazile

Where Have You Been All This Time

Every now and then in the past i use to think back to my school days and wonder about some of the class mates that i have never met since leaving school - two in particular . Last night we had a...
12:24 Wed 06th Sep 201722 answers, last by Smowball 08:00 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

My Friend

my friend died in hospital last week cos we couldn't remember his blood type..."be positive"...."be positive" he kept saying,but its hard without him...
11:14 Wed 06th Sep 20175 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 13:21 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Mitre?

Bishop: Has anyone seen my pointy hat? Vicar: Mitre? Bishop: Don't muck me about, mate. Have you seen it or not?...
11:29 Wed 06th Sep 201710 answers, last by Garaman 21:41 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Hokey-Cokey

I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey but I turned myself around. And that's what it's all about!...
10:04 Wed 06th Sep 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 10:26 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

Ventriloquist

Apparently Ray Alan, the ventriloquist who died this week, was said to have committed suicide. The police found his body next to a bottle of pills and a gottle of geer....
22:44 Tue 05th Sep 20174 answers, last by marval 17:00 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

I've Been Asked

I've been asked to take part in a crime scene reconstruction of a murdered campanologist for Crimewatch. Apparently I'm a dead ringer....
20:45 Tue 05th Sep 201721 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:42 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Bazile

Beep Beep

My sister bet me a hundred pounds that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta !...
15:15 Tue 05th Sep 201726 answers, last by Arksided 23:10 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

Just Witnessed

Just witnessed an Apple store get robbed, police have detained me as an iWitness....
13:17 Tue 05th Sep 20179 answers, last by marval 17:40 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

She Left Me!

My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food, Sushi left me
12:46 Tue 05th Sep 20177 answers, last by marval 17:38 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Smowball

I've Bought A New Car!

Well I've paid and ordered it and have to wait for it to be made/ delivered lol. What do you reckon I've bought? Gold star and glass of bubbly to correct answer lol.......
11:29 Tue 05th Sep 201774 answers, last by Tilly2 18:57 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Under My Pillow

I put my phone under my pillow last night. When I woke up it was gone and there was a pound coin in it's place. Grrrrr Bluetooth fairy!...
06:10 Tue 05th Sep 20176 answers, last by Garaman 12:46 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. Yesterday the rain cleared and the sun came out with perfect timing for my friends to arrive. The wee white tornado was as pleased to see them as I was. In other words she went bonkers! :o}...
04:54 Tue 05th Sep 201786 answers, last by mikey4444 08:12 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

My Doctor

My doctor said I'd be lucky to make 50. That's the last time I give him a lift in my Robin Reliant!
22:52 Mon 04th Sep 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 05:11 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

Why

Why was the hearse horse hoarse? Because of the coffin....
17:09 Mon 04th Sep 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 19:11 Mon 04th Sep 2017
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NoMercy

What's Cooking Tonight?

We're having fillet of salmon with baby plum tomatoes, sauteed with diced courgette and spinach in a tomato and garlic sauce. Although I'm hankering for a bit of Ostrich......
13:32 Mon 04th Sep 201715 answers, last by gness 13:47 Mon 04th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Unemployed People

Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
12:49 Mon 04th Sep 20176 answers, last by zebo 09:41 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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anotheoldgit

Should Hijabs Be Banned In All Primary Schools?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848100/Girls-young-five-allowed-wear-hijabs.html Even Transport for London, thinking that they were acting in a true PC fashion, by including a small Muslim...
09:02 Mon 04th Sep 201785 answers, last by Spicerack 23:20 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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murraymints

Kate And Wills Preggers

3rd one on the way
10:34 Mon 04th Sep 2017101 answers, last by tamborine 08:34 Wed 06th Sep 2017

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