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TWR

Should You Have To?

You have just bought a new product, eg Mobile, CCTV, or many other Electrical items with no instructions, should they not be included within the box? why should YOU have to download & print them?...
16:33 Sat 09th Sep 201759 answers, last by Mamyalynne 12:39 Sun 10th Sep 2017
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-SharonA-

Paddy's Wife

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they...
19:42 Sat 09th Sep 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 20:55 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Chipchopper

Book Search ??

After umpteen failed attempts, I asked a friend if She could recommend a good cookbook on cooking pasta. She suggested: "Perfect Pasta by al Dente"...
18:55 Sat 09th Sep 201711 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:21 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

I've Just

I've just been informed that a distant relative has left me a priceless watch in her will, I hope it's not a wind up...
14:22 Sat 09th Sep 20179 answers, last by Bazile 17:02 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Barsel

Park Homes

I've been pondering on moving to a residential Park Home. Do you know anyone who lives/lived in one and what they thought about it?
15:37 Sat 09th Sep 201765 answers, last by tinasingh 13:23 Tue 10th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

My Pet Mouse

My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night... He was caught in a trap....
08:13 Sat 09th Sep 20179 answers, last by Garaman 09:29 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

Grandad

So Grandad walked into the room with his tackle out, smothered in boot polish, bless him, he mis-heard when we told him to turn his clock back....
20:39 Fri 08th Sep 20173 answers, last by Garaman 11:47 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

My Friend

My friend told me he’s fed up with me talking like a newsreader. More on that story later....
19:39 Fri 08th Sep 20174 answers, last by Garaman 13:10 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Party!

I'm going to a deodorant party tomorrow. .. Roll on Saturday!...
19:07 Fri 08th Sep 201720 answers, last by Spicerack 04:12 Sun 10th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

In The Supermarket!

I thought that a loaf of bread was calling me names in the supermarket earlier.. On closer inspection it read "thick cut"...
18:19 Fri 08th Sep 20176 answers, last by pixie374 18:42 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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marval

I Used

I used to be a spy until someone came at me with a hairdryer while I was in bed. They blew my cover....
18:33 Fri 08th Sep 20173 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 18:39 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

A Man Says,

A man says “I keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the other”. The doctor says “I’m afraid you are a trifle deaf”....
16:56 Fri 08th Sep 20173 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 18:04 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Bazile

Did You ?

Did you hear about the pessimist who hates German sausage? He always fears the Wurst....
15:34 Fri 08th Sep 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 16:01 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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albaqwerty

Doctors

Friday, 8th September I missed today's episode and would be most grateful if some kind person could tell me if I missed anything of any importance? (I know, it's fiction and all that and some episodes...
15:10 Fri 08th Sep 20176 answers, last by albaqwerty 07:10 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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pastafreak

My "i Feel Miserable" Thread

After a week off that was meant to relieve the stress I've been feeling at work, there's no improvement. I went back on Monday with a feeling of dread, to be greeted with more chaos, fatigue, a...
14:24 Fri 08th Sep 201712 answers, last by Tilly2 18:16 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Smowball

Home Alone Food Ideas Please!

Ok I have the house all to myself tonight so no cooking for Mr Smow! I wouldn't ever bother cooking just for myself either so was thinking about walking to the shops and getting a few bits to make a...
14:28 Fri 08th Sep 201738 answers, last by KayMMcDonald 12:05 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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Berniecuddles2

Light Headed!

The wife said she felt light-headed from a low iron level. To help her, I raised the ironing board to a more suitable height. I'm like that very helpful!...
14:32 Fri 08th Sep 20177 answers, last by Garaman 15:13 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

Cake

Got a fantastic stereo made of cake. It’s a gateau blaster....
11:40 Fri 08th Sep 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 13:17 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Barsel

Madeline Mccann

I know this has probably been discussed before, but I really thought this would have ended by now. Your thoughts please? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41197076...
10:17 Fri 08th Sep 2017255 answers, last by Davemano 16:00 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Two Obsessions!

My wife left me cos I was obsessed with cricket! She said it was over....It hit me for six! My wife and daughter both left me cos of my obsession for horse racing! And there off!!...
06:26 Fri 08th Sep 201725 answers, last by Garaman 10:55 Fri 08th Sep 2017

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