I've Just

[Patsy33]

I've just been informed that a distant relative has left me a priceless watch in her will,
I hope it's not a wind up

[vulcan42]

Is it second hand?

[Garaman]

That's a coincidence, I've just left an old-timer, a distant relative, against her will!

I hope she's not wound up.

[Patsy33]

I hope her ticker is ok!

[Arksided]

On the face of it, she thought of you.

[Chipchopper]

Einstein had a theory about relative time

[Arksided]

Dr Who took it a dimension further.

[Garaman]

Her ticker's OK, thanks, Patsy, but I have to be around while she eats every hour, it's time consuming.

[Berniecuddles2]

Only time will tell!!

[Bazile]

This time next year Rodney.....( And finally they were because of a valuable time piece )