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Berniecuddles2 | 09:44 Thu 07th Sep 2017 | Jokes
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My flatmate's been hard at work all day today.

I slipped a Viagra in his breakfast this morning.
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lead in pencil eh? so where does he keep his rubber?
10:07 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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I think this joke wins - all ends up ...
10:31 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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I can see your mate coming a mile off. He'll be the one with the long face....
10:37 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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he's longing to meet you
10:40 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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he's into building erections is he?
10:42 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Oh no! I think we'd be poles apart...
10:43 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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DTC i wouldn't like to stick my neck out to say yes or no!
10:44 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Have you known your mate for years Berniecuddles and how long has it been?...
10:45 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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i hardly see him these days..its the cold weather you know..
10:48 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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How much Viagra did you put in his tea? He needs to be up the crack of dawn.....
10:53 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Lovely girl that Dawn.
10:55 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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pmsl zac
10:55 Thu 07th Sep 2017

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