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Berniecuddles2 | 09:44 Thu 07th Sep 2017 | Jokes
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My flatmate's been hard at work all day today.

I slipped a Viagra in his breakfast this morning.
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lead in pencil eh? so where does he keep his rubber?
10:07 Thu 07th Sep 2017
That's the way Bernie.

Keep a stiff upper lip old chap
(head in hands, sobbing gently in the corner)

Mrs C has my utmost sympathy xx :-D
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at least his got lead in his pencil...for work
How's he feeling?....
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apparently the job he is doing is hard..he's up against some stiff opposition
He's feeling a bit stiff Patsy, probably needs a massage.
lead in pencil eh? so where does he keep his rubber?
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blimey Alba that's a hard one to answer
Lol at Alba!!
It's going to be a long day for him. Do you think he will stick it out?....
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pmsl cold be a long day for us..i'm struggling to keep up..lol i may need some viagra!
scaffolding is good at keeping things up

oooh, ta for Bestie :-D xxx
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bestie for a bestie xx lol
Haha... You lot are so quick witted! I don't know how this joke stands up!...
smooth-talker :-D xx
it's got plenty of hands-on support Patsy
Ya gotta hand it to Bernie ;-/

He's got a grip on things.
Someone needs to get a grip!...
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i felt a bit down earlier..now i'm up for anything!
Perhaps someone could cover for your mate?

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