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[Berniecuddles2]

I visited a dear old friend in an old people's home whilst waiting for him to come down I spoke to a very old gentleman who told me in the 1st world war he survived a mustard gas attack...and much later in life some one used a pepper spray on him...blimey I thought to myself he sounds like a seasoned veteran!

[murraymints]

HMMMM..

[zebo]

I'll guess he's called Basil.

[1ozzy]

Could have been an Old Salt

[Patsy33]

Salt of the earth!

[Berniecuddles2]

what a lovely condiment er compliment patsy

[Spicerack]

Did you ketchup with your friend after, Bernie?

[Berniecuddles2]

i did but i had to squeeze him for answers

[Spicerack]

Him? I presumed it was Minty.

[Berniecuddles2]

lol minty likes a squeeze

[Patsy33]

He needs a good shake sometimes...

[Hopkirk]

I think he's married to Rosemary. They don't get on, and says being with her is like doing thyme.