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Rondy
I woke up this morning to the sun coming through my bedroom window.
I need to have a word with that new paper boy. ___ A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy... ...
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calmck
Flaco the eagle owl that vandals "liberated" from Central Park zoo a year ago has died after "crashing into a window"  
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Rondy
One day long ago, a Czechoslovakian came to visit his friend in the UK. When asked what he wanted to see the Czechoslovakian replied, "I would like to see one of the zoos in England." To his delight,...
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Canary42
This sort of thing [i] almost [i] gets me believing in compulsory euthanasia. Here's the link. . ....
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Rondy
A zoo-keeper at Chester zoo was wandering around the zoo when he heard this almighty, ear-splitting scream. He rushed over to the small animals section and he saw this bloke with a deathly white face,...
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marval
A young newly married couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative. This parrot was very talkative, and was forever informing visitors as to what went on in the newlyweds' home. One evening, after...
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Shaglene
A small zoo in Yorkshire acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem....
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eastern
Whats the difference between a zoo in Europe and a zoo in the Philippines? In a European zoo they have the animal in the cage with a description on a board. In the Philippines they have the animal in...
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marval
A young newly married couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative. This parrot was very talkative, and was forever informing visitors as to what went on in the newlyweds' home. One evening, after...
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Andyvon
Yes - this sounds a morbid question doesn't it! But it's something that's puzzled us for some time. My wife and I have just made our umpteenth visit to Monkey World as my wife has 'adopted' an...
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xlouisex
Does anyone know the song that goes: Daddies taking us to the zoo tomorrow the zoo tomorror the zoo tomorrow.....!! Its a kiddies song!!! wb
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Chipchopper
There what was a big celebration at the zoo yesterday, due to experts claiming that one of a buffalo herd has got to the ripe old age of 200 years! A zoo official said "This is extremely rare for them...
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wolf63
I love most animals but the nearer they get to our species the nastier they can be. Chimps are the worst - they kill for fun. These guys can be dangerous too- and they are clever little monkeys....
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Berniecuddles2
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity....
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naomi24
This video truly astonishing!! http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/drowning-baby-elephant-rescued-from-zoo-swimming-pool/news-story/06b6874bf793a2de0e7aa648f565a01f A real feel good...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/cincinnati-zoo-critics-blame-parents-of-boy-as-anger-mounts-over-shooting-dead-of-gorilla-a7055796.html Many have said that they didn't, but what was...
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zabado
The head zoo keeper was writing a letter to another zoo keeper. It started. Dear Sir please send me two mongooses , he thought, no that can't be right and started his letter again, Dear sir please...
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Zacs-Master
I'm sure the regular R&S posters will be able to have fun with this http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/08/wont-go-back-to-creationist-zoo-bristol...
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lankeela
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it...
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excelsior-1
Harry starts his new job at the zoo and he is given three tasks, the first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. Harry starts on this when suddenly a bloody great fish leaps out and bites him....

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Arksided
Hi everyone the last one no longer appears in recent posts... Many know how to play, they isn't rules as such just post a song lyric that follows on from the previous one.
Feel free to have a natter... ...
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douglas9401
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c51n3g9wj9yo They 'became extinct' about 400 years ago. "Some paleontological and archaeological finds, along with written historical accounts, suggest that it... ...
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douglas9401
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c51n3g9wj9yo They 'became extinct' about 400 years ago. "Some paleontological and archaeological finds, along with written historical accounts, suggest that it... ...
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ToraToraTora
https://news.sky.com/story/politics-latest-uk-politics-sunak-starmer-general-election-vote-labour-tories-sky-news-politics-hub-12593360 I bet the malingerers are hiding behind the sofa... ...
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calmck
Flaco the eagle owl that vandals "liberated" from Central Park zoo a year ago has died after "crashing into a window"  
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ToraToraTora
remember the Spaghetti harvest, Nationwide? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU   ...
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fruitsalad
Any recommendations as to what I can use to keep cats off my garden
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naomi24
This story really upset me this morning.   For her daughter's tenth birthday Tamara Ecclestone has bought her a sloth which, separated from its natural environment and its own kind, now resides in... ...
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NoseyNose
  Hello there people, I am moving into my new(Sheltered Housing) flat on March 15th. As I value the opinions of all ABer's,I am posting links to Dunelm curtains.They are all Blackout Curtains. Please... ...
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emperor
Answers are drinks( types,brands,cocktails etc). No letter counts given. 16. Victor is from The UK 31. The last gnu is mixed in with an assorted animal home.
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potterfan3
the title explains it all
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jackdo19
Who was Miller's gal
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cupid04
The last one has vanished from 'latest posts.' So here's a new one for you all to get stuck into. Play nice. Love Cupid04. xx Just follow with a song or lyric. Stars shining bright above you Night...
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Arksided
Hi everyone this is an overlap but Ill be gone for a few days the last one expires 25th. You know the rules just try follow the previous song with a similar song lyric or at least a word, it doesn't...
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cupid04
Good morning. The last one has vanished from the latest posts. So here is a new one for you all to join in with. You just follow previous song/lyric with one of your own. Enjoy and most importantly...
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WILLWONKER
This is a genuine question. Joke answers will be entertaining but not helpful I am 64 this year, in 6/12 months time I will be homeless, have no job or income apart from £80.00 per month from a...
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ToraToraTora
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26356099 Ok they say it's due to "genetic" reasons W_T_F does that mean? can someone with knowledge of this explain to me why it is necessary? We are always being...
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pumpjack
https://youtu.be/WEIXYINuNeI i believe it is part of an agenda 100% for those who dismiss this theory then state why, provide facts & links. i am fully aware that death certs are falsified, more covid...
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237SJ
Has anyone been to see them? Do they tend to stay indoors for most of the day or is it worth going there to see them when they are outdoors?
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hc4361
Loved this series. Lee Ingleby is proving to be a fine actor and the rest of the casting is pure genius. Anne Reid is always a pleasure to watch. I'm delighted a second series has been commissioned, I...

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ZSL London Zoo

ZSL London Zoo houses a wonderful range of reptiles, fish, invertebrates, birds and mammals. It is home to huge numbers of animals with more than 16,000 individual animals at London and over 720 species it is one of the world’s largest collections. London Zoo is the world oldest scientific zoo. It was opened in ...16:37 Mon 24th May 2010

Can you recommend any good zoos to visit over Easter, outside London

Asks matthew A. There are a great many zoos throughout the country, which will all be open for business over the Easter period. Some of the best include the following: Chester Zoo Chester Zoo dates01:00 Mon 11th Mar 2002

London Entertainment Guide

London Entertainment Guide London is a great city for entertainment; whether you’re watching the street performers in Covent Garden or attending one of the many West End shows on offer, there is always something on that caters for all ages and tastes. London’s West End is known for its plethora of hit...16:37 Mon 24th May 2010

What does adopting an animal involve

A. Normally you just pay an annual fee, which can either be for a share or a whole animal. It's fun and a lot less labour intensive than looking after an animal yourself and can make a great present.01:00 Mon 19th Mar 2001

On the music from the Lexus advert

Artwork from Open Heart ZooAnyone visiting the Adverts section of The Answerbank this summer could have guessed that Elvis would get to No.1 with "A Little Less Conversation", given the amount01:00 Fri 19th Jul 2002

What should I see in Madrid

Asks B. Camfield A. Madrid is a cosmopolitan city that is best seen at night when the streets are teeming with people in its many bars and restaurants. Information on what is going on in Madrid01:00 Mon 15th Apr 2002

Can you recommend any sights in Madrid for two young children

Retiro ParkAsks Howard Piercy A. Madrid is well-known for its alfresco dining (always a good option when children are noisy) so it is a child friendly place to visit. It depends on the age of your01:00 Mon 07th May 2001

UK Theme Parks

UK Theme Parks Over half-terms and summer holidays it can be easy to get stuck for things to do with the kids. The UK has some great theme parks that can entertain children aged anywhere from 4 to15, packed with rides, shows and attractions that will keep the kids entertained for hours. For families who want to m...16:37 Mon 24th May 2010

What's the connection between PG Tips, talking chimps, an owl - and Peter Sellers

A. The first tea-party advertisement for PG Tips tea was introduced by Peter Sellers in 1956. The ad showed an immaculately dressed 'boy' and 'girl' - the famous chimps - sitting at a Regency table01:00 Mon 21st Jan 2002

What are the best places to visit in Blackpool

Asks saskia A. Blackpool is the busiest holiday beach resort in the North West and has loads to offer its visitors. Some of the best places to visit include the following: Blackpool Pleasure Beach:01:00 Mon 07th Jan 2002

What is the best city in Switzerland

Asks esmeharrison A. Undoubtedly it is Zurich. Switzerland itself has a squeaky clean reputation and many of its cities are often criticised for their sanitised appearance and resulting cold01:00 Wed 10th Jan 2001

The Most Relaxing UK Getaways

However you define a relaxing holiday, there are plenty of options out there when it comes to a UK staycation. Here we take a look at a few options with adults, children and pets in mind when visiting Dorset, Hampshire, and the New Forest.10:19 Wed 25th Aug 2021

Syon Park

Syon Park is situated in West London and it belongs to the Duke of Northumberland and is now his family's London residence. The park is the last privately owned country estate in London. The gardens at Syon are renowned for their extensive collection of rare trees and plants since 'Capability' Brown landscaped the park...16:37 Mon 24th May 2010

Royal College Of Physicians

The Royal College Of Physicians of London provides a huge range of services to its 20,000 Members and Fellows and other medical professionals. These include delivering examinations, training courses, continuous professional development and conferences; undertaking clinical audits; publishing newsletters, guidelines and...16:37 Mon 24th May 2010

Delve into the Dominican Republic

Does relaxing with a delicious meal after a long day of soaking up the Caribbean sun sound appetising to you Then feast your eyes on the beauty that this stunning island has to offer. The Dominican Republic is a land of contrasts, in the literal sense it combines the highest peak with the lowest peak and in a more met...16:37 Mon 24th May 2010

What is the best theme park in Britain

Britain may be a small country but there are some great theme parks that can provide fun for all the family - most of them are just short drives away from many major cities. Staffordshire is home to the Alton Towers Resort, which is set in lush woodland and includes a hotel and spa for those who want to spend a bit ...16:36 Mon 24th May 2010

Newz shotz - The life saving brolly, gay flamingos and more!

A pair of gay flamingos became proud parents this week when they took an abandoned chick under their wings. The flamingos that live in Gloucestershire were apparently desperate to start a family of14:55 Sun 27th May 2007

Easter days out

If you fancy a trip to the zoo over the Easter holidays there are plenty of great ones around the country Weston Super Mare is home to the only Helicopter Museum in the UK, and it's a great day out12:12 Mon 10th Mar 2003

Music from the Lexus ad

Open Heart Zoo by Martin Grech is finally available in the shops12:12 Mon 10th Mar 2003

Music from the Lexus ad

Open Heart Zoo by Martin Grech is finally available in the shops12:12 Mon 10th Mar 2003

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