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Midweek Caption Competition

best answer will be chosen friday evening - - have fun http://funnystack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Funny-Situation-39.jpg...
19:53 Wed 24th Jun 201516 answers, last by Canary42 10:23 Fri 26th Jun 2015
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Anybody Help Please

saw an advert on tv yesterday for a downloadable spelling game (similar to candy crush et al) where the letters are in blocks which vanish when you spell a word - and more blocks drop in did anybody...
11:19 Sun 21st Jun 20152 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:22 Sun 21st Jun 2015
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To You Male A B Members - - -

- - - who have children a very happy father's day to you...
00:00 Sun 21st Jun 201511 answers, last by -Talbot- 11:03 Wed 24th Jun 2015
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Ab Superhero Names

based on what little we know of each other, what superhero names would you come up with for fellow AB'ers eg...... mrs_o = 'magnificent marigold' tonyav = 'captain automobile' ---- just for fun, of...
17:37 Sat 20th Jun 201562 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:34 Mon 22nd Jun 2015
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A Boy Is Sellng - - -

- - - fish on a street corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy...
13:36 Sat 20th Jun 20155 answers, last by pixie374 13:59 Sat 20th Jun 2015
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The Word 'boo' - - -

- - - is an aboriginal term meaning 'to return' or 'to come back' if you doubt it - try throwing just an ordinary meringue [i]methinks i'd better get my coat[i]...
21:03 Fri 19th Jun 20151 answer, last by jno 21:04 Fri 19th Jun 2015
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I Have Never Heard Of Any Of Them

celebrity masterchef now on BBC1...
21:15 Thu 18th Jun 201522 answers, last by curlyperm11 22:01 Thu 18th Jun 2015
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New Pub

a new pub has opened in my town - it's called 'the kangaroo inn' a sign in the window reads 'all our beer is made with hops'...
17:54 Thu 18th Jun 2015
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A Chap Sees - - -

- - - a cat in the window of a pet shop with a sign that reads 'cats from holland for sale' he enters the shop and asks the proprietor "how dutch is that moggie in the window?"...
20:41 Wed 17th Jun 20151 answer, last by Canary42 22:47 Wed 17th Jun 2015
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Gailforce Tells Me - - -

- - - that i have the attention span of a...
20:21 Wed 17th Jun 20151 answer, last by Psybbo 20:25 Wed 17th Jun 2015
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I Was Stopped - - -

- - - by the police while driving home this afternoon he said "this is a spot check" i replied "well, i have three blackheads, and a boil where the sun doesn't shine"...
20:08 Wed 17th Jun 20152 answers, last by Psybbo 20:17 Wed 17th Jun 2015
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My Brother - - -

- - - got violently drunk last night, and trashed a chinese restaurant he is to be charged with wonton destruction...
20:02 Wed 17th Jun 2015
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I Did Not Believe - - -

- - - wearing orthopaedic shoes would help my posture but now i stand corrected...
19:58 Wed 17th Jun 20152 answers, last by Svejk 20:00 Wed 17th Jun 2015
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For Sale

Complete set of encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. £1000 pounds or best offer. Reason for sale:- No longer required. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything....
20:55 Mon 15th Jun 20152 answers, last by maggiebee 09:16 Tue 16th Jun 2015
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Well, That Was The First Day - - -

- - - at the new job a very organised and professional company...
17:41 Mon 15th Jun 201520 answers, last by Psybbo 20:04 Mon 15th Jun 2015
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Gailforce Threw - - -

- - - a can of paint at me earlier i wish she wouldn't get quite so emulsional...
18:51 Sun 14th Jun 201512 answers, last by zebo 08:22 Mon 15th Jun 2015
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I Woke Up This Morning - - -

- - - and some chap was stealing my gate i was reluctant to say anything in case he took a fence...
18:46 Sun 14th Jun 2015
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I Entered A Contest - - -

- - - last week, for the most prominent veins i didn't win, but i came varicose...
18:38 Sun 14th Jun 2015
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Good Evening

my news for today - - - - well, i shall let my avatar do the talking time for a small celebratory sherry...
17:37 Fri 12th Jun 201530 answers, last by Tizzi24 08:54 Sat 13th Jun 2015