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best answer will be chosen friday evening - - have fun http://funnystack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Funny-Situation-39.jpg...
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saw an advert on tv yesterday for a downloadable spelling game (similar to candy crush et al) where the letters are in blocks which vanish when you spell a word - and more blocks drop in did anybody...
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- - - who have children a very happy father's day to you...
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based on what little we know of each other, what superhero names would you come up with for fellow AB'ers eg...... mrs_o = 'magnificent marigold' tonyav = 'captain automobile' ---- just for fun, of...
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- - - fish on a street corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy...
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- - - is an aboriginal term meaning 'to return' or 'to come back' if you doubt it - try throwing just an ordinary meringue [i]methinks i'd better get my coat[i]...
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celebrity masterchef now on BBC1...
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a new pub has opened in my town - it's called 'the kangaroo inn' a sign in the window reads 'all our beer is made with hops'...
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- - - a cat in the window of a pet shop with a sign that reads 'cats from holland for sale' he enters the shop and asks the proprietor "how dutch is that moggie in the window?"...
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- - - that i have the attention span of a...
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- - - by the police while driving home this afternoon he said "this is a spot check" i replied "well, i have three blackheads, and a boil where the sun doesn't shine"...
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- - - got violently drunk last night, and trashed a chinese restaurant he is to be charged with wonton destruction...
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- - - wearing orthopaedic shoes would help my posture but now i stand corrected...
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Complete set of encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. £1000 pounds or best offer. Reason for sale:- No longer required. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything....
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- - - at the new job a very organised and professional company...
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- - - a can of paint at me earlier i wish she wouldn't get quite so emulsional...
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- - - and some chap was stealing my gate i was reluctant to say anything in case he took a fence...
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- - - last week, for the most prominent veins i didn't win, but i came varicose...
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my news for today - - - - well, i shall let my avatar do the talking time for a small celebratory sherry...